Movies of the 1970’s
A Clockwork Orange
I’m supposed to pity Alex?
Enter the Dragon
Bad ass to this day.
Trouble Man
“I come up hard baby…”
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2014 Oscar Winners
Frozen
Snowman as a supporting character.
Gravity
Seven wins, not Sandra Bullock.
12 Years a Slave
Best Picture, must see it.
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Titanic
Watch out for that iceberg!
The Aviator
Hughes was really messed up.
The Wolf of Wall Street
Young tycoon goes too far.
Next: Movies of the 1980s.
Back to the Future:
Time travel done really well
The Shining:
Jack Nicholson plays crazy again
The Empire Strikes back:
An incredible franchise is born
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Back to the Future trilogy
Uhh…
Back to the Future
Ronald Reagan’s president? The actor??
Back to the Future II
I wants me a hoverboard!
Back to the Future III
Needs better ZZ Top cameo
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**Peter Jackson movies based on J.R.R. Tolkien stories **
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Short guys leave their home.
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Short guys influence the Ents.
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Short guys save the world.
Next: Movies with gorillas.
King Kong
Empire State Building unauthorized climb.
Gorillas in the Mist
Fossey was right, but bitchy.
Planet of the Apes
Classic twist at the end.
Next: Movies of the 1990s.
Movies of the 1990s.
The Usual Suspects
Give me the keys cocksuckermotherfucker!
Shawshank Redemption
Convict escapes endlessly on TBS
Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
I am Robin Hood, dudes!
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Academy award winning movies!
Wings
The “It Girl” Liked Flyboys.
Braveheart
Painted Mel Gibson slaughters Brits.
My Fair Lady
Professor civilizes Cockney flower girl.
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Yentl
Babs as a Yeshiva pupil?!?
Mary Poppins
Aggrieved author really hated it.
Les Miserables
Finally, movie better than book.
Next: Movies of the 2000s.
Movies of the 2000s:
Shrek:
Fun with ogre, princess, donkey.
Night at the Museum:
Stiller’s surprised, but deals well.
Mamma Mia!
Stage musical doesn’t translate well.
Next: Dustin Hoffman movies.
Dustin Hoffman movies
All The President’s Men
Dustin manages to outact Redford.
Rain Man
Definitely, definitely outacts Tom Cruise.
Tootsie
He manages to outact himself.
Next: Movies you are sorry you ever watched.
Movies you are sorry you ever watched:
Heaven’s Gate:
Incomprehensible plot about unfamiliar history.
27 Dresses:
Ex-wife liked it; I didn’t.
World’s Greatest Dad:
Robin Williams is depressing, unfunny.
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More movies you are sorry you ever watched.
The Heartbreak Kid
Gross out comedies must die.
Death Wish II
Charles Bronson’s late career sucked.
Marnie
A film that hates women.
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Brian De Palma Films
Carrie
Prom prank…is that Travolta?
The Untouchables
Chicago gangsters…is that deNiro?
Scarface
My little friend, say hello!
Next: Martin Scorsese films
Goodfellas
Mafia life isn’t all great.
Cape Fear
Lawyer revisited by unpleasant ex-client.
Casino
Gambling away their own futures.
Next: Movies of the 2010s (so far).
**Movies of the 2010s (so far). **
Skyfall
There’s no place like home.
Life of Pi
Gotta tiger by the tail
Oz: The Great and Powerful
Franco’s neither great nor powerful.
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**The Fugitive/b]
Harrison Ford…he doesn’t care.
Men in Black
Protecting America from (inhuman) aliens.
No Country for Old Men
And then he woke up.
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Tommy Lee Jones films.
The Fugitive
Search every farmhouse, outhouse, doghouse…
Men in Black
My teacher was alien, too
Volcano
Dante’s Peak was better, slightly
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Vertigo
Detective obsesses over dead girl.
The Man With the Golden Arm
Old Blue Eyes shoots heroin.
Pal Joey
Heel dreams of owning nightclub.
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