Snow White
Tolkien hated, hated, hated it.
Dumbo
Adorable flying elephant wins hearts.
Bambi
NRA probably wants to ban.
Next: Pete Postelthwaite movies.
Pete Postlethwaite movies.
Dragonheart
Dennis, Dragon, Pete running scam!
The Usual Suspects
Some argued Pete was Keyser.
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
Plays tough guy, against type!
Next: Films in which Sean Bean appears, but does not die.
Black Beauty
Farmer Grey knows his horses.
When Saturday Comes
Bean is old football rookie.
Anna Karenina
So Vronsky is Tolstoy? WTF?
Next: Queen Latifah movies.
Queen Latifah movies.
Chicago
Mama rules the jailhouse roost.
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
She’s a mammoth love interest.
Hairspray
Motormouth Maybelle dances with Travolta.
Next: ** Movies in which a man pretends to be a woman.**
The Mouse That Roared
Grand Duchess rules with style.
Some Like It Hot
Not that funny, I thought.
Charley’s Aunt
I starred in high school!
Next: Ronald Reagan films after 1950
Movies in which a man pretends to be a woman.
Some Like It Hot
“Nobody’s Perfect” - but movie is!
La Cage aux Folles
That is Miss John Wayne!
Tootsie
Hoffman brilliantly skewers own rep
ETA: Ninja’d! Next: Ronald Reagan films after 1950
Bedtime for Bonzo
Notoriously stoopid movie of Ronnie’s.
Law and Order
Who would name son “Frame”?
The Killers
Last film; he’s the heavy.
Next: Susan Sarandon movies.
Susan Sarandon movies.
Step-Mom
Surprisingly affecting for hackneyed plot
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
That rack! In its prime!
The Client
Susan saves some crummy Grisham.
Next: John Cusack movies from three different decades
John Cusack movies from three different decades
One Crazy Summer 1986
Wacky ensemble saves family property.
Grosse Point Blank 1997
Hired gun has midlife crisis.
High Fidelity 2000
Music lover recounts his breakups
Next: Joan Cusack movies.
Cutting Loose
Her first role, in 1980.
In & Out
A wedding? Uh, about that…
Toy Story 2
Jessie was great tragicomic heroine.
Next: Tom Cruise movies since 2000
Tom Cruise movies since 2000
Jack Reacher
Wasn’t Jack supposedly very tall?
Tropic Thunder
Hilarious uncredited role. That dancing!
Minority Report
Hollywood always sucks at Dick.*
*Philip K., of course
Next: Little early roles of huge future stars
Animal House
Kevin Bacon, smirky frat boy.
American Graffiti
Harrison Ford, cool car guy.
Serpico
Sigourney Weaver, cute party guest.
Next: Udo Kier movies.
Flesh for Frankenstein
Udo plays the eccentric scientist.
Blood for Dracula
Udo plays the enigmatic count.
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Udo needs his plumbing fixed.
Next: Films of Bette Davis.
Now, Voyager
Nothing to do with starship.
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
You don’t want to know.
All About Eve
And absolutely zilch about Adam.
Next: Virginia Madsen movies.
Virginia Madsen movies
Dune (1984)
Poor girl narrated this slop.
Candyman
Her breakout role…well, kinda.
Sideways
Fun movie about tedious people.
Next: Movies that had a major player die during production, but were still finished/released.
The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus
Three actors sub for Heath.
Gladiator
Oliver Reed subbed by FX.
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Lugosi dies! Ed Wood continues.
Next: John Wayne movies
The Alamo
Nominated for Oscar; didn’t win.
Sands of Iwo Jima
Leatherneck hero takes on Japanese.
True Grit
One-eyed fat man’s bold talk.
Next: Non-porn movies with an X in the title
Non-porn movies with an X in the title
Malcolm X (1992)
Denzel should have gotten Oscar.
Jason X
Kinda porn-y for gore freaks.
X-Men (2000)
Part of Marvel film resurgence
Next: Movies with a number in the title that does not refer to its order in a film series (i.e. no “Rocky IV”)
Movies with a number in the title that does not refer to its order in a film series:
Three Days of the Condor:
Robert Redford in spy thriller.
Ms. 45:
Rape victim gets her revenge.
28 Days:
Alcoholic woman goes through rehab.
Next: David Lean films.
The Bridge on the River Kwai
Japanese army really quite horrible.
Lawrence of Arabia
O’Toole is mesmerizing as hero.
Doctor Zhivago
Julie Christie? Va va voom!
Next: Yul Brynner movies.