Coulda sworn I did this already…
Rosemary’s Baby
Ultimate “bad guys won” movie.
The Blair Witch Project
All three disappear; witch’s work?
Psycho
Mother get the body full-time.
Next: a major character is only discussed, and is missing, or anticipated, but doesn’t show up until then end, if at all.
Waiting for Godot
We’re all still waiting, dammit.
Sleuth
Clever supporting-cast listing fakeout.
Dogma
The Almighty not as expected.
Next: Movies in which God (the Judeo-Christian monotheistic one) appears.
Oh, God!
George Burns’s last big success.
Steambath
God’s a Puerto Rican attendant.
Time Bandits
He’s very British, this God.
**Next: **Movies with food in the titles.
Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
Women eat men, not euphemistically.
Bhaji on the Beach
Bustrip of multi-generational Indian women.
Zuckerbaby (Sugarbaby)
Zaftig woman dates married busdriver.
Next: Movies with drinks in the title.
Brandy for the Parson
Fifties British comedy I missed
Beerfest
Consuming mass quantities for laffs
Days of Wine and Roses
Chronic alcoholism is no fun
Next: Military comedies
Private Benjamin
JAP hates, then loves, Army.
I was a Male War Bride
Frenchman marries WAC. Hilarity ensues.
Buck Privates
Abbott & Costello, Andrews Sisters.
Next: WWI movies.
All Quiet on the Western Front
Germans learn: trench warfare sucks
A Very Long Engagement
Young love confronts military despair
War Horse
Boy, horse overcome terrible obstacles
Next: Movies prominently featuring one horse
Seabiscuit
Horse sacrificed for stupid race.
The Black Stallion
Horse survives to become racer.
National Velvet
It’s Elizabeth’s turn to race.
Next:
Movies about food that looked so good you left the theater starving.
Tampopo
Food, sex, food, sex, food.
Babette’s Feast
Left craving French food. WTF.
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Missing alliteration title misses point.
Next: Guilty pleasure movies.
*All That Jazz *
Scheider acts like Bob Fosse
Weird Science
Teen misfits create dream girl
Crossroads
Karate Kid plays wicked guitar
next: primates in movies
How’d I do? Been away a while.
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Bad dates kills cute monkey
Dead Alive
Rat monkey causes zombie plague
Planet of the Apes
Humans are the true monsters
Next up: Shaw brothers films
I can’t do this one, because I only do movies I’ve seen.
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Shaw brothers films
The 36th Chamber of Shaolin
1978 HK kung fu classic
Five Deadly Venoms
Fighters have unique animal styles
The One-Armed Swordsman
Made Jimmy Wang a superstar
Next: Movies each with a different character named Jimmy
Goodfellas
De Niro’s Conway the ultimate gangster
Superman
Photojournalist Olsen played by many
Karate Kid
Biggest wimp in Kobra Kai
Next: Movies where many cars get destroyed
Star Wars
Every single vehicle on Alderan.
Mad Max: Fury Road
The movie’s one car chase.
What’s Up, Doc?
Several cars in the Bay.
Next: Movies about millionaires (or billionaires)
Brewster’s Millions
Pryor must give millions away
Arthur
Dudley nailed it, Brand tanked
Wolf of Wall Street
Sleazy lowlife gets rich quick
Next:
Movies starring real-life siblings
Orphans of the Storm
Gish sisters and French Revolution.
Twice Blessed
Parent Trap inspiration w/real twins.
Grosse Pointe Blank
Cusack sibs in black comedy.
Next: more movies with real-life sibs.
More movies with real-life sibs:
A Dangerous Woman
Dad directs two Gyllenhaal kids.
A Night at the Opera
Marx Brothers, not much Verdi.
The Long Riders
Quaids, Carradines, Keaches, Guests. Enough!
Next: Movies about architects
My Super Ex Girlfriend
Luke Wilson plays an architect dating superhero Uma Therman
Click
Adam Sandler plays an architect who finds a magic TV remote
The Fountainhead
Gary Cooper plays architect Howard Roark in the adaptation of the Ayn Rand book.
Next: Movies with bear attacks
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