Five-Word Movie Review

Quite so. Well, I’ll give the category a try…

Movies about architects

The Lake House
Keanu Reeves, an architect? Hah!

The Towering Inferno
Paul Newman’s masterpiece burns up.

Love Actually
Liam Neeson has precocious son.

Next: Movies with bear attacks

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Which I should know since I’ve only posted in this thread like 3 times. Let me fix that up…

My Super Ex Girlfriend
Luke Wilson dates crazy superhero

Click
Adam Sandler finds magic remote

The Fountainhead
Less shitty Ayn Rand adaptation

sigh shit’s all fucked up now.

The Revenant
Bleak Leo bear-rape picture

The Edge
Bear stalks cast typed CEOs

The Great Outdoors
Big bear chase John Candy

Next: Non-Matrix and non-Terminator movies that contemplate the implications of artificial intelligence.

Short Circuit
“Johnny Five is Alive.” Regrettably.

Saturn V
Even robots lust after Farrah.

The Avengers: Age of Ultron
Good android vs. bad android.
Next: Movies set at Christmas time but arguably not about Christmas per se.

A Christmas Story
About childhood and BB guns.

Home Alone
About childhood and booby traps.

8 Crazy Nights
About Hanukkah; oblique Christmas references.
Next: Versions of A Christmas Carol with 1) Least Nauseating Tiny Tim 2) Scariest Marley 3) Your Overall Favorite. TV versions count too.

Mr. Magoo’s Christmas Carol
Tim wants some razzleberry dressing.

Scrooge (1984)
Frank Finlay does fine acting.

Scrooged
Murray’s very successfully updated version.
Next: Christmas musicals

White Christmas
Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye croon

Babes in Toyland
Laurel and Hardy clown around

Nutcracker: The Motion Picture
Pacific Northwest Ballet, Tchaikovsky classic

Next: Downbeat movies set at Christmas time.

It’s a Wonderful Life
Suicidal bummer until last minute.

Edward Scissorhands
Bittersweet; set at Christmas time.

Die hard
Unquestionably set at Christmas Time.
Next: Movies set at three different Jewish holidays, or that depict celebrations of three different Jewish holidays. (Shabbes counts as a holiday.)

The Big Lebowski
Walter don’t roll on Shabbos!

For Your Consideration
Purim film within a film

A Message of Life
Yom Kippur War’s hardship, solidarity

Next: Movies about or set in springtime

It Happens Every Spring
Ray Milland takes up baseball.

Where The Boys Are
An early Spring Break film.

Easter Parade
Singing! Dancing! Astaire! Garland! Technicolor!
Next: Movies arriving at theaters later this year

The Fate of the Furious
Cars, 'splosions, babes, stunts, etc.

The Mummy
Reboot makes her a princess

Dunkirk
Christopher Nolan directs WWII epic

Next: Movies coming in 2017 that you wouldn’t see even if wild horses dragged you

Smurfs: The Lost Village
I always root for Gargamel.

The Void
I don’t watch gory horror.

Alien: Covenant
Series has lasted too long.
Next: Unexpected remakes.

All the King’s Men
Moved from Depression to Fifties

The Vanishing
Eyyyccch - Hollywood remake ruined it

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Hollywood remake was actually better!

Next: Movies with a bird prominently featured

Follow That Bird
AKA “The Big Bird” Movie.

The Angry Birds Movie
Features Red, but birds abound.

The Birds
No prominent bird; must mention.
Next: movies prominently featuring a real brand-name product.

Risky Business
Ray-Ban sunglasses sales soon soared

Dirty Harry
Cop loves Remington .44 Magnum

Office Space
Red Swingline stapler later available

Next: Movies with more than one actor playing multiple roles

Sleuth
5-character mystery with two actors.

Cloud Atlas
Multiple stories with same cast.

Grease
Unusual move: principles appear in choruses.
Next Horror movies with a death transformation scene at the end (ie, the villain dies, and transforms back to his old self before the camera).

Dracula
Bloodsucker staked, ages rapidly, dies

The Hidden
Alien criminal revealed and slain

Incubus
Supernatural sex criminal identity’s surprising

Next: Movies with good, helpful angels

A Guy Named Joe
Downed WWII pilot helps fiancee.

It’s a Wonderful Life
Clarence shows George George-less world.

Michael
Shmaltz: chicken population in danger.
Next: films with really effective anamatronic animals.

Jurassic Park
It wasn’t all CGI effects.

Jaws
Bruce scared lots of beachgoers.

King Kong
1976 version, with Jessica Lange.
Next: Comedies set in the Wild West.

Blazing Saddles
Exuberantly un-P.C. and very funny

A Million Ways to Die in the West
Seth MacFarlane’s comedy got mixed reviews

Back to the Future Part III
Marty McFly goes 'way back

Next: Dramatic Westerns released since 1995