Isn’t “quoting butts” different from a blow job?
I thought that was probably a seminal case.
In the third season of the BBC show “Little Britain” there’s an ongoing sketch of a member of parliament greeting a group of reporters at the edge of his property with his family in tow. He then explains to the gaggle of microphones how he went to a group of men in a back alley to talk about the new education funding bill and then he ‘fell into a man while naked’. The foreshadowing of Allen here is pretty hilarious.
See, what had happened was, he was ascairt of the big, black man behind the door and he went to run away but he slipped and fell into the stall. He was screaming in terror has he fell and the officer was, you know, doing the thing you do in a bathroom stall behind a closed door when Mr. Allen fell onto him, his mouth wide open in terror.
The twenty dollars was for the scary black man to wipe his ass with.
A more detailed version of what happened [here](itusville Officer Danny Kavanaugh, who was staking out a nearby condo hoping to catch a burglar, said Allen approached him in the men’s bathroom at Veterans Memorial Park about 3:30 p.m. Wednesday.).
The funny thing about his “explanation” is that it seems to imply that offering a “stocky black guy” a blowjob would get him less of a beating, instead of more.
I wonder if watching Last King of Scotland with Pretty Stocky Black Man™ Forrest Whitaker as stocky black man Idi Amin made Allen terrified or horny- or somewhere in between-
[Hannibal Lecter voice]so terrified and horny he had to get away from the DVD player… as far as he could go… all the way to the P-A-R-Kaaayyyyy…[/Hannibal Lecter voice]
Since the mods wouldn’t let me change my user name to NAPPY HEADED HO(MO), can I please change ti to PRETTY STOCKY BLACK WHITE-GUY?
For anonymity.
Didn’t he learn from ALF’s friend Willie Tanner the safest way to slum is to pay homeless guys to have sex with you? 
Um, could I get directions to the park where hot women are looking to pay me to suck my member? I mean, aside from the obvious answer of ‘Heaven’.
Sorry, dude. One of the perqs of being gay. If you learn to love the cock, there’s a bj behind every rock…
I remember that- man, it was some visuals I didn’t want or need. (And he smoked crack too- he was like 60 and Willie Tanner and smoking crack with homeless guys he was having sex with! IT’S A MADHOUSE!)
Maybe that’s why Bush invaded Irock.
I’m hearing that to the tune of the Beretta themesong, for some reason.
[Sammy Davis, Jr.]Learn to love the cock/there’s bj behind every rock/
don’t cop a feel/if you don’t wanna feel a cop/
But keep your eyyyyyyyyyyye on the pretty stocky black man…[/Sammy Davis Jr.]
<singing> "I am Irock.
I am a bloooooooooooooooooooooooooow job."
</singing>
Sounds like a standard deviation to me.
I never watched much ALF, but that episode must have been a HOOT!
Family values conservative caught giving money to a black man so he can suck his dick in a public restroom. Pope is still Catholic, bears avail themselves of the woods.