He gets off the plane with a longhorn steer under each arm?
As you can see, the real deal is that George Bush grew up in Texas, lives in Washington DC and is President of the United States! Thanks for asking!
what, that wasn’t directed at me? :::slinks away:::
So, which of those is Shodan missing? Or shall we just opt for “all of the above”?
Flaming G. Bush.
Porn name, forgotten member of the Village People, or depression-era blues guitarist?
I thought it sounded more like an STD.
Ow! It’d take more than a shot of penicillin to clear that up.
You been around for a year and you are JUST finding this out?
And hanging chads a MECHANICAL failure? More like HUMAN ERROR. Not emptying the catch basin, not pushing pin all the way in. I voted in FL during that election. My votes counted.
What a great idea! Let’s all claim that “he’s not my president” everytime someone gets elected and we didn’t vote for him. Can we also say “I’m taking my marbles and going home?” Why not just simplify things to: “Whaaaaaaaaaa!”
I have a better idea! If you are legally able to vote and you don’t, if you complain about the outcome afterwards, we get to punch you in the face!
Dang, I only got to vote one time. 
I lived in Miami-Dade County, official motto: Vote Early, Vote Often!.
Aegypt…
I apologize for not conforming to how you believe people should act.
I am forever shamed for not thinking like Aegypt.
I am lost. I am alone. I am inferior. Lament.
-SPOOFE
Laughing At Absurd Generalizations Since 1981
Who is this ‘Flamingo Bush’ you all speak of? An exotic dancer?
Hopefully, sometime soon, a neurological mechanism will be perfected to purge from my memory certain horrendous mental imagery, such as you have suggested, without resort to massive doses of psychoactive chemicals. Which are often expensive and not immediately available for emergency consumption.
How about an armadillo under each arm?
Hmmmm. Maybe. Does he have to be smarter than an armadillo?
If you’re thinking of dancers, I’m pretty sure you’re looking for the word “FLAMENCO.”
Just a hunch. Flamingos eat shellfish and turn pink and shift from leg-to-leg and get left outside in the cold a lot. Hmmm, maybe you WERE thinking of the current CinC, after all.
Not smarter. Just more determined.
I was picturing him, skinny hairy legs and all, with a couple of fans made of pink feathers. Yeah, I think "flamingo’ about covers it.
I’m a little out of my depth here, I’ll ask for more knowledgeable opinion. If I were gay, would that image be more repulsive, or less?