Anyone remember a band called the Flaming Lips?
“I know a girl who reminds me of Cher
She’s always changing the color of her hair
She don’t use nothin’ that you buy at the store
She likes her hair to be real orange
She uses taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaangerines…”
I tried a new brand of hair coloring, and now my hair is RED. It looks great, and if you hadn’t seen me before, you wouldn’t think anything of it except that it’s eye-catching. But if, like Mr. Rilch and Friend, you saw me go into the bathroom as a so-so strawberry blonde and come out an hour later as a stop sign, you’d be amazed.
This is gonna be my shade.