OK, I’m back.
First off, I know Eastbourne is nowhere near London though I DID make it there the last day and skated what seemed to be the city in its entirety.
I was in Colchester the first day and skated in a rink with a fucking bar!!! A FULL FUCKING BAR. Needless to say, after the performance, I had a few.
Next few days were in Eastbourne. The weather could not have been better. Eastbourne is a pretty town and the beach is nice (except that it’s all rocks, WTF).
The last day was skating London. Very nice. Got lots of touristy photos and stuff.
Synopsis: England is awesome. The cars are small. Drinks are cheap. The guys talk funny, the girls talk sexy. And finally, I’ve gotten an official international agreement that Budweiser fucking blows.
Oh, and chicks with accents are hot.