[QUOTE=Flander]
This post has been graped! Just once, for 20 minutes.
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That’s it, I burning your Dog.
[QUOTE=Lord Il Palazzo]
Engaging Nitpick mode.
The meme is actually “Once. In 1960. For 20 minutes.”
Nitpick mode disengaged.
Nothing to see here. Move along.
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Okay, well, that wouldn’t work then. I woulda’ been nine. I didn’t do anything for 20 minutes when I was nine. Now, when I was twelve …
Why do I have the feeling that this thread will soon become as bloated as some kind of horrible blimp?
For the curious, the origin of the joke is in this MPSIMS thread:
Not many people know that…
WHOA!!! I’m descending to the bottom of the trench like a mother fucker.
[QUOTE=enthusiastic_ennui]
Why do I have the feeling that this thread will soon become as bloated as some kind of horrible blimp?
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I kinda thought it would just sink like some submersible off the coast of a distant, impossibly deep sea at some historic point in time. It did, too, but only for a short period of time.
Sorry for the terrible simile. I can’t seem to think of anything more specific.
[QUOTE=Tristan]
Clutched tightly, no doubt, in a DORRANCE #5… etc. Never did get that whole thing memorized.
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How could you forget the BEAUTIFUL TWIN BODY-POWERED DORRANCE #5X STAINLESS-STEEL HOOKS???
[QUOTE=SandyHook]
WHOA!!! I’m descending to the bottom of the trench like a mother fucker.
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No, no, no…that would be:
“WHOOOOOHOOOOO! I’m descending to the bottom of the trench like a motherfuck”
[QUOTE=What Exit?]
Technically, as long as you are in nitpick mode, shouldn’t it be?
“… just once, In 1960. For 20 minutes.”
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No, it’s “just once, in 1960, for 20 minutes, by Chuck Norris”
[QUOTE=A Monkey With a Gun]
No, it’s “just once, in 1960, for 20 minutes, by Chuck Norris”
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If the salt in the sea could be removed and spread evenly over the Earth’s land surface it would form a layer more than 500 feet thick, about the height of a 40 story office building. Nearly enough for Chuck Norris’ margarita.
[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]
I burning your Bathyscaph with a 1920’s Style Death Ray.
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Nah,
Nuke it from orbit.
It’s the only way to be sure.
Cite? Cite? Cite? Cite? Cite?
(As an aside, I didn’t notice until today that the putz smiley had been removed.)
Mmm, marinara trench.
So Opal said “Hi” for 20 minutes while eating a grape on a treadmill? Is her real name Rio? How does this all make sense?
[QUOTE=Scarlett67]
How could you forget the BEAUTIFUL TWIN BODY-POWERED DORRANCE #5X STAINLESS-STEEL HOOKS???
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Not my fault. I was busy with my tug-a-hoy.
[QUOTE=rinni]
Cite? Cite? Cite? Cite? Cite?
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MY POST IS MY CITE!
[QUOTE=The Chao Goes Mu]
Did they finally figure out that “pan fried semen” thing while they were down there?
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The fish went crazy over it. Gotcha ya!
You people scare me.
Ok, I got better.
Am I late? When do we shoot the kid?