Flash: Dead Horse Beaten

That’s it, I burning your Dog.

Okay, well, that wouldn’t work then. I woulda’ been nine. I didn’t do anything for 20 minutes when I was nine. Now, when I was twelve …

Why do I have the feeling that this thread will soon become as bloated as some kind of horrible blimp?

For the curious, the origin of the joke is in this MPSIMS thread:
Not many people know that…

WHOA!!! I’m descending to the bottom of the trench like a mother fucker.

I kinda thought it would just sink like some submersible off the coast of a distant, impossibly deep sea at some historic point in time. It did, too, but only for a short period of time.

Sorry for the terrible simile. I can’t seem to think of anything more specific.

How could you forget the BEAUTIFUL TWIN BODY-POWERED DORRANCE #5X STAINLESS-STEEL HOOKS???

No, no, no…that would be:
“WHOOOOOHOOOOO! I’m descending to the bottom of the trench like a motherfuck”

No, it’s “just once, in 1960, for 20 minutes, by Chuck Norris”

If the salt in the sea could be removed and spread evenly over the Earth’s land surface it would form a layer more than 500 feet thick, about the height of a 40 story office building. Nearly enough for Chuck Norris’ margarita.

Nah,

Nuke it from orbit.

It’s the only way to be sure.

Cite? Cite? Cite? Cite? Cite?

(As an aside, I didn’t notice until today that the putz smiley had been removed.)

Mmm, marinara trench.

So Opal said “Hi” for 20 minutes while eating a grape on a treadmill? Is her real name Rio? How does this all make sense?

Not my fault. I was busy with my tug-a-hoy.

MY POST IS MY CITE!

The fish went crazy over it. Gotcha ya!

You people scare me.

Ok, I got better.

Am I late? When do we shoot the kid?