Flaws in Liberal Thought

  1. Pervasive (and, I would add, often unconscious) submission to Marxist ideology

  2. A sense of powerlessness, the active embrace of which both confers the mantle of the virtuous downtrodden, and simultaneously abdicates any duty to behave in a politically responsible manner

  3. The tendency to blame America first; to equate America with Imperialism, and any and all anti-Americanism with virtuous revolutionary effort on the part of The Oppressed

  4. A refusal to criticize foreign political atrocities, on the grounds that The Privileged have no right to condemn The Underprivileged

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Someone told me there was pie here.

Yawn.

In other news, Jesus is coming back real soon.

The OP kind of reads like the parody of Fox News channel the Simpsons did last Sunday.

All in all, a poor effort.

2/10.

Paragraph 2 reads like a condensed version of the Unibomber’s Manifesto, at least the early paragraphs of it.

IOW, it’s been done better by a looney.

What kind of pie, Legomancer?

I like chocolate.

Yeah, that Amnesty International - always keeping its mouth shut.

Speaking as a liberal, I will not rest until the criminals are freed to live on welfare checks and molest our children, their civil rights safely intact.

He called you guys “Marxists,” and he only gets 2/10? Red-baiting isn’t what it used to be… :wink:

Wait, is he saying that conservatives think that The Privileged DO have the right to condemn The Underprivileged?

Either way, I have no idea what he means. Of course, I’m an idiot.

[sub]Most of this looks awefully familiar.[/sub]

Well, Marxist has some negative connotations, sure, but it doesn’t have that good ring to it. If you really want to get 'em angry, you gotta go for something like “pinko”, or 'long-haired commie hippie fags" and such.

“Marxist” just sounds like a citizen of Freedonia, or some lame insult like that.

Wow.
I have lots of problems with Liberal thougt, but…

Oy.

Oh, and nice, fresh, hot apple pie with lots of fresh home-made vanilla ice cream.

Yummmm…

ever try to maintain a good crack habit on welfare? you forgot to specifically decriminalize burglary, theft, bad checks, shoplifting, robbery (armed and unarmed) etc, as long as the person had a good reason to commit the alledged crime, or had been punhished as a child, had not enough Twinkies or too many (known as the Twinkie slide rule defense), or was denied an appearance on Jerry Springer.

harumph.

Can I still be a liberal if I’m a long-haired commie hippie, but not a fag? Please?

I’ll just stand at the back and not say anything …

I’ve got my own apron …

I nearly got in at Hendon …

No, sorry. It’s all or nothing, I’m afraid.

** Thank you.

** Thank you.

** Thank you.

Armed with the guns we take away from law abiding citizens.

Do you have hot caramel sauce and freshly grated cinnamon?

Hey hey, some of us long-haired hippies are right-wing, dontchaknow :smiley: Goddam pinkos soil all us scruffy tree-hugging psychedelica-listening hitchhiking organic-gardening druggie serene types by association.

The OP does sum up the views of quite a few liberals, unfortunately. Not you articulate board-roaming types, but way too many.