Oops, what do you mean people are animals too?
“Wow! You were an animal in bed last night.”
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“Police! Freeze! You are under arrest for being smarter than the Florida State Legislature!”
I’ve seen dead clams that were smarter than the Florida Legislature. On the sex thing, though, I think they were right. Now I don’t have to plead old age; I can just obey the law.
Oh No, legal code for no sex unless it’s for procreation, obvious a back door into getting religion coded into the law.
Red alert dopers, make ready phasers and photon torpedo !
How are other states’ laws against bestiality written? Is this any different from existing laws?
Let’s see:
So if Florida is making all sex illegal, it must already be illegal in Arizona, Connecticut, Missouri, New York, and Illinois.
This is just some clueless Internet jokester playing games.
That’s exactly what it is. The law is basically identical to the other states’ laws. It specifically prohibits sex between “persons” and “animals”.
Here’s a common-sense interpretation of the law:
The thrust of the opinion is that since the statute distinguishes between persons and animals, that the use of the word “animals” should be interpreted as meaning non-human animals.
Are you sure it was unintentional with all those retired people down there. They probably saw the spring break students and called their legislators to ban sex.
emphasis added by me for the purpose of smutty innuendo, I have nothing else to add, my work here is done.
As is the case with all legal documentation, there is doubtlessly an “operating definitions” list, interpretation, or some other statement somewhere in Florida state law that specifically states that the word “animal,” when used in law in the State of Florida, should be taken to mean any animal that is not a human being.
If you just ignore operating definitions, terms of art, et al., you can come up with any number of silly interpretations of most any technical document.
I expect quite a rush to obtain veterinary degrees. Apparently veterinarians will have more options than the rest of us.
Yup:
Who on this board might be thereby included is a speculation I shall leave to another forum. 
“But officer, the law specifies I can’t do this for my own sexual gratification. I’m not! It’s all to make my beloved sheep happy. I can prove it! She gets pretty cranky if she goes for 72 hours without my penis.”
I’m glad to know that sex with certain types of parrots might still be in play.
Just because we can’t understand them doesn’t mean a whole lot of animals can speak. In fact we imitate them, “Squeal like a pig, boy!”
“She walks! She talks! She crawls on her belly like a reptile!”
To some people, “Rio” was porn.