This is as weird of those stories about a shoe clad foot washing up in the PNW.
I just want to say the Google ads for this thread are hilariously appropriate.
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I just keep getting the ad for some product which is supposed to “Undo Circumcision Damage”
What a soleful story
The foot in a shoe on the beach stories are better.
I categorize this one with pranks like a tree or power line full of shoes. Shoe Trees
Do you remember those threads on what to do for a million dollar prank we have on this board from time to time?
Even if I wanted to do this as a prank, how could I collect that many shoes?
The shoes were reportedly told to stop loafing around.
Those were all from one woman’s closet.
Still a mystery?
Is this like that commercial where all your dreams come true as shoes rain down from heaven?
And to quit tonguing one another in public.