Well, I was shocked to see samclem sticking up for water in that thread.
We all know that water is an ingredient in pesticides. :eek:
Ya gotta admit, though, that the level of unintended hilarity is outstanding.
Beware the dangers of **Dihydrogen Monoxide **!
You don’t need to run fast–just step to the side. He’s blind, he’ll never see ya’.
Everytime someone masturbates, God fluoridates a kitten.
Ya mean like this thread has attracted more moderators than a troll on crack?
Worse. Every time you fluoridate a kitten, God masturbates.
Too late!
Actually, the response was pretty good. (Note high percentage of intelligent respondents).
On the other hand, as a General Question or a Great Debate, it has surfaced from time to time, although it has actually included rational (if sometimes heated) discussion.
8 out of 10 Deities recommend your kitten brush with New Testa*Mint.
I wondered what that noise was!
Some really funny shit in dis here thread. Funny Shit!
Yeah, what do the other two recommend?
Well, it’s also available in *Tuna and *Butthole.
And for dogs, *Culls.
Think about it.
Not with the amount of masturbating he does, no.
Besides, if fluoride is supposed to make you more docile and accepting of what the gubmint tells ya, how come so many of them there kids’re still goin’ on with alla that there masturbatin’?
But Veb’s a girl… does jilling off make girls go blind too?
I already knew this. Cite? My FIL… 
Only if your aim’s good.
: d&r :
No, sir, i didn’t see you playing with your dolls again…
Oxygen can be deadly all by itself. It has KILLED three of our astronauts!
Can I just say that I’m shocked, shocked to find a discussion on masturbation and flourodated toothpase to find noone has mentioned Spoofe?
Ah, see, that’s where the confusion arises. They’re not talking about “flouride,” they’re talking about Flour-Ade, the new wheat-flavored sports drink.