"Flying Cow Leaves Two Police Cars in Flames"

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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That’s the actual headline. The story’s not quite as good, but still pretty impressive:

http://www.woai.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=EE418016-0667-4C62-9602-0C699962154F

Here in Massachusetts the best we could do weas “Moose Lands in Front Seat of Car”:
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060318/D8GDTTO00.html

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That, by God, is the best headline of all time. I wish I had a copy of the paper, so I could tape that to my fridge.