FlyingRamenMonster

you are a blasphemer. as we all know, the flying spaghetti monster is the one true god. how dare you?!

And here I thought the flying couscous monster was the end-all-be-all. Noodles, sheesh!

Aye, I am a blasphemer headed for pasta hell. On the bright side, I just saved a bunch on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

Well, he admits his sins, but he doesn’t repent of them. I’m a bit unsure of procedure in these cases–do we show him the instruments of torture or not?

[Monty Python]
Yes. He must confess upon pain of torture. Fetch the Comfy Chair!!!
[/Monty Python]