sneaky? MOI? Nope. It’s just that this week is an audit week at work, so if I don’t get my crap done, I get yelled at. And as much as my on-line pride is worth to me, not getting yelled at is worth a LOT more. Tell you what, I’ll e-mail you my work e-mail address, and we can do it that way?
OK, let’s get ready to rumble.
A man is lying dead in a room. Near him, a large pile of gold and jewels is strewn across the floor. A chandelier attached to the ceiling is directly over the body, and the one large window is open. The police, amazingly enough, have not been called, nor will they be.
How come?
Alright!
Was the man murdered?
Did he commit suicide?
Were the riches insrumental in his death?
The man’s funeral?
Was the man murdered?
NO
Did he commit suicide?
NO
Were the riches insrumental in his death?
NO
Is the man a mummy?
JoeBlank asks: The man’s funeral?
I TAKE THIS TO MEAN, “DOES THE PUZZLE DESCRIBE THE MAN’S FUNERAL?”
NO
Is this a literary/fictional death?
Do the jewels belong to the man?
Was the man attempting to steal anything?
Flypsyde asks: Is the man a mummy?
NO.
BUT HE IS A DADDY.
SORRY. JUST ‘NO’.
Is it Stalin?
SwimmingRiddles asks: Is this a literary/fictional death?
NO
Do the jewels belong to the man?
YES (OR THEY DID WHEN HE WAS ALIVE)
Was the man attempting to steal anything?
NO
JoeBlank asks: Is it Stalin?
NO
Was any other person instrumental in the man’s death?
Is there any apparentent cause of death?
Wait-are we answering why he died, or why the police weren’t called?
Is this a historical figure?
SwimmingRiddles asks: Was any other person instrumental in the man’s death?
NO
Is there any apparentent cause of death?
YES
Flypsyde asks: Wait-are we answering why he died, or why the police weren’t called?
YES
Was the man killed by a fall?
Was the man killed by being impaled?
Was the man killed by a heart attack?
Does it matter that I should have said is it Lenin?
Yikes… you go away for a second to do some actual work and everything starts going gangbusters around here.
Is the position of the chandelier important?
Is it important that the window is open?
Is the room in a house?
Are we trying to answer why he died?
Are we trying to answer why the police haven’t been called?
–I am Soren Kierkegaard.–
“People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.”
Did the man enter through the window?