Fmr. NASA Scientist Helps You "Boldly Go" With Your PC!

Aaaanndd, we’re not talking about using your PC as a toilet, if you know what I mean. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Wonder what happens if you hit Ctl+Alt+Del in a moment of passion?

This may seem like a dumb question, but is the link SFW?

Yup. Its to Crunch Gear and has a photo of a woman wearing a labcoat, holding what looks to be an albino Mr. Peanut. There is a NSFW link on the Crunch Gear site, but its clearly labeled as such.

It’s “boldly come”. :slight_smile:

And the question, as usual in these situations, is: who’s going to clean this thing?

Edit: just looked at the website. :eek:

I think the most surreal thing is the lab-coated woman going on in a perky voice about all the different sexual responses that can be simulated with this thing. Evidently it syncs to videos…

Well, there goes a good chunk of the human gene pool… :smiley:

Geez… if you look at the schematic, it looks like a belt sander for your crank!

I think I’ll pass.

I can’t help it…

There once was a man from Moline
Who invented a fucking machine.
Both concave and convex
it could serve either sex.
But, oh, what a bastard to clean.

That’s the catch. You have to pay to watch their porn, which is embedded with commands for the robo-pussy (or robo-mouth, depending). The $150 hardware (heehee!) is a pretty reasonable price, but the movie costs? Doesn’t say. What it does say is that there is no viewable product available yet.

This is one of those products where it pays to wait for the second generation product to come out. I’ll let the more adventurous beta test that thing before I stick my schlong into a mechanical orifice with belts and gears.

Although, it is quite a bit cheaper than it’s competitor, the Venus 2000 at $875.

So, after missing this thread and opening one I suspect will be closed soon:

Do the folks that use this add much to the genepool anyway?

And I fully expect someone to have a review and post back here, because we’re all double-dog-daring you to go try it. (Whoever you may be…yes you…we’re talking to you.)

Does this seem completely unappealing to anyone else? I don’t think getting it on online will really take off until we can go to a real Matrix-style virtual reality.

Valete,
Vox Imperatoris

talk about blowing your wad :smiley: (sorry, sorry).

seriously though, I’ll stick to my hand and a bottle of lube (again, sorry), cheaper, easier, and probably safter.

Course I obviously don’t mind when I get a lady to do all the work for me :smiley:

If I had a penis, I don’t think I’d want to stick it inside something which is filled with fleshy-colored tank treads, in the interest of continuing to have a penis.