A series of threads on the SDMB have recently whined about the misery of having to comply with anti-discrimination laws or black people being insulted at insults aimed against them, etc. etc.
Well, why don’t we just drop trou and crap in public places? It seems to me that defecation is a human right. After all, if we don’t crap, we will get constipated and die. Why should any of the public care if I just step off the curb, drop my pants, stoop and strain on a public street? Doctors, lawyers, teachers, green grocers, etc. Why must we be arrested and socially ridiculed? If you don’t like it, just avert your eyes.
Now I think that this merits a serious discussion and harnessing of all SDMB brain power. Even though we went over this when we were 2 years old, let’s stop everything, pretend that I am serious (and I am, the only reason this isn’t in Great Debates is because it is a satire of some posts there), go back to square one and explain that people are interrelated, that we have laws to protect us against some things, social codes for others (farting in church and elevators and elevators in church).
Now, I’m going to pretend that I am not a provocatuer, or a racist, or just some xeno-phobic fascist hiding behind a coy socratic facade. Justify your totalitarian pooping paranoia or leave me a roll of toilet paper curbside.