Whew! I thought I left my shoes under the coffee table again.
Ahh summer. Trips to the beach, barbecues, and people running amok on the board. It could be worse. He could have asked, “why on earth don’t people shit in the cafeteria?” At least he admitted that he thought he might be weird for thinking this. I have a very dear friend who will not use any public restroom for #2. He has to be at home, because he has to get naked in order to use the crapper. So, it takes all types, I guess. Don’t let him get to you. Summer’s just begun.
… he realises too late that his house keys are in his pants, which are lying in the middle of the street. With no time to run back and get them, in one move he strips off his boxers and leaps into the bushes in front of his picture window. Squatting in the damp soil, he peers through the window to see his wife and her book club sitting down for tea…
Zette, amazingly enough, the poster in question claims to have owned a cell phone ten years ago. Since there aren’t too many 6-year-olds carrying around cell phones, the poster in question has to be at least in his mid-20s … probably older.
And he STILL acts like a seventh-grader. What an immature prick.
And Diane, if you even halfway agree with the OP in question, then you are acting like a frickin’ child. Take your “phobias” for a long walk off a short pier.
Seriously, you anti-poop folks. Do you really think people can just set a timer and have their bowels wait for them? I know that
TMI! TMI! TMI!
Since my back surgery, I have little control over my whens. My when is RIGHT MOTHERFUCKING NOW most times, so if I waited until I got home I’d either never be able to leave the house or I’d have to wear Depends and smell like shit all day.
I don’t get it. Yeah, I don’t like a nasty bathroom either, but it’s a BATHROOM. With a TOILET. It’s where you shit. It’s either there or in the cafeteria, and I think most would prefer the restroom.
May the bowel Gods never curse the anti-poopers with ass troubles. It must be nice to have shit that you can dislodge at will AND it doesn’t stink!
PS Diane: I’m going to eat Mexican food the whole time in Vegas. Awwww Yeah!