LOVE this rooster.
can’t stop talking like him as of late. 
I am creating a new character for more of my banana boy silliness, in ode to foghorn.
He too is southern. a peach (ha!)
inspire me with some things he’d say.
such as:
I needs me a libation.
Okay.
Check the Fred Allen radio show.
Look up Senator Claghorn.
You’ll find a bunch.
[Foghorn Leghorn]
That boy’s about as sharp as a bowling ball!
That boy’s about as sharp as a sackful of dead mice!
That boy’s about as sharp as ten pounds of wet leather!
That’s a joke, I say! A joke son!
There ain’t nothing I like more than a sneaky little low down underhanded weasel like you.
Pay attention boy, I’m gonna show you how to play baseball. Baseball that is.
::tapping a length of 2x4 in his hand::
That old hound dog he’s such a pest
He keeps on barking I don’t get no rest.
That old hound dog don’t make no sense
He’s just as homely as an old mud fence
Oh doggie, you’re gonna get some lumps
Oh doggie, you’re gonna get some thumps
[/Foghorn Leghorn]
Damn I love Foghorn Leghorn
Fishin’s fun, I love to fish
Doo-dah, doo dah
Catch a bunch if I get my wish
All the doo-dah day
The above can be modified to fit any situation:
Postin’s fun, I love to post …
My favourite Looney Tune, anytime he clobbers the dog with a 2x4 I’m in stitches…
Eye.
Ball.
Eyeball.
Almost had a joke there, son.
Almost, that is.
BOOM!!
Unnhhhh…fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for just such an occasion.
As I fell asleep last night that line finally popped into my head but I was unwilling to get up and log back on to submit it. Now here you have beaten me to it.
That is one of my most favorite lines from any cartoon ever!
However, there was another variant used for when Foghorn got all of his feathers blown off:
[Foghorn Leghorn]
::donning a new set of feathers::
Fortunately, I keep an extra suit for just such an occasion.
[/Foghorn Leghorn]
all of you have me laughing.
he is the greatest one I think.
him and that dog (Charlie?).
I was there some years ago, and right ahead of me were some German tourists.
When it was time for the raptor show, one of the birds the handler had was a hawk. She went on to say that “Some people might call it a “chicken hawk,” but there’s really no such thing, other than chasing Foghorn Leghorn in cartoons.”
At which point the Germans (three or four of them) all looked at one another quizzically. Even though they didn’t actually say anything, I could just here them saying (in General Burkhalter’s voice) “Vot is da meanink of Fockhorn Leckhorn!”
[Foghorn Leghorn]
To the chicken hawk:
“What’s a chicken ? That’s a chicken…” {pointing to the dog}
“I 'm horse myself…”
[/Foghorn Leghorn]
Legendary …