I first came across this charming Irish folk song several years ago on Bob Dylan’s 1992 album, Good As I Been to You. The lyrics may be found [url=“http://www.bobdylan.com/songs/mcbride.html”]here.
So the story is basically this: Two young Irish buckos are out for a seaside stroll when they encounter a pair of NCOs who attempt to bribe them into joining the Army, painting a rosy picture of the gay life they’ll lead in the service of the King (or Queen).
The narrator’s pal (or cousin) Arthur McBride returns with some choice criticisms of Army life, winding up with the observation that they’ll get their asses shot off in France if they join up.
Sergeant Napper (or Napier, or Harper) takes offense and threatens the young men with grievous bodily harm.
The young Irishmen take their shillelaghs to the soldiers before they can draw their arms, beat the living crap out of them (I’m particularly fond of the line “leathered them there like a pair o’ wet sacks”), kick the drummer’s drum into the ocean, and leave them with a choice curse.
“Arthur McBride” has popped up on a number of other albums I’ve acquired recently, with a number of variations in the lyrics (see parentheses above). Paul Brady has recorded it, and a number of Irish and Irish-American folksingers. Ewan MacColl said it was his favorite song ever.
In some versions Arthur tells the soldiers that the Devil may take them “for delayin’ our walk this fine mornin’!” Sometimes the offer of a “charmin’ young wife” and the other perks is deleted, and the Irishmen respond only to the monetary bribe.
…Okay. What’s the provenance of this song? I assume it was written during the First World War, given the reference to dying in France, and that the soldiers are British (possibly in Ireland to fight the 1916 Uprising). There’s an undertone of “fuck the British!” in the lyrics that is obvious beyond the general anti-military tone (which is what probably attracted Dylan to it).
…Interesting, also, that the narrator makes McBride the instigator, rather than telling it as a first-person story.
I’m not finding too much info in web-searches, so I thought I’d go right to the Teeming Millions, which must include at least dozens of folkies, right?