Folks really think non-sequitur replies are clever or funny? ("Bring Pie")

The BBQ Pit
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:smiley: Thank you very much ETF! I’ve been here for a little while and always wondered where the pie joke came from.

So… I’m killing time, reading this thread, click on the Pie link, hilarity ensues… fine.

I read on. I see the badger link… I loved those little guys! Pie still playing in the background, I click the Badger link as well. Now both are playing at the same time! I am instantly transported… remember Jody Foster in Contact? That wormhole? I’m transported in much the same way. I end up on a 1920’s style beach. Someone is walking towards me. Hi Opal!

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One overcast day, I fought my boss for a raise. He said I do too much internet surfing…so I shot him.

I buried the body in my crawlspace. Digging that hole really sucked, I’ll tell you whut.

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The urge to merge is a beautiful splurge, I’ll tell you whut.

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Poor RevTim. Nonsequitered by toad in the hole, pie, death rays and nonsense.

I suspect he is in the clock tower now, setting his sights in.

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Can anyone help me with the origin of either the ‘pie’ thing or the cats breath thing . . . I assume they’re cultural references of some kind ?

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The cat’s breath is a Simpson’s ref, the pie from Weebl and Bob seems to be some UK injoke, but I’m just guessing about that. I thought you would know.

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The pie and Weebl and Bob is from the link ETF provided…

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But that’s not the current question. (I’ve known Weebl from before my SDMB sign up) :wink:

The question now is: Where did the Weebl and Bob “PIE!” come from? Or did they just make it up 'cause it sounds funny?

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I crawled through a hole in space one time. My body wasn’t exactly digging the sucky feeling, so I shot over to watch an Internet race in Castile. The surf was boss, I tell you whut!

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My boss shot me for taking his space, so I used Dr. Bonner’s Castile soap to suck out some surf that got into the hole in my body while racing in the Internet Hackers Triathlon. Was a tough crawl to watch, I tell you whut!

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Q: How many non-sequiturists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:Fish!
Peace.

I only use non-sequiturs when ham sandwich under my shirt.

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Dr. Bonner’s boss sure is tough! His Internet space is just crawling with soapbox orators, and frankly they suck. The surf at Castile was tough on the hamsters in the hackers race, but I watched the whole triathlon. Holy guacamole, but my body was shot by the end, I’ll tell you whut!

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“I’ll tell you whut!” no longer qualifies as a non sequitur in this thread.

Or was that,
I’ll tell you whut! ‘No longer’ qualifies as a non sequitur in this thread.
In this thread, as a non sequitur, ‘no longer’ qualifies “I’ll tell you whut!”.
No! I’ll qualify this as a longer thread: ‘In non sequitur you, whut!’

When, by the way, is it OK to put a Q-tip into your ear?

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Cheeky Little Corncob With A Glint In His Eye,
He Just Wants Choc-O-Late, He Don’t Want Pie.
If You Offer Him A Pea, He Don’t Want That.
He Only Likes Things Made Of Co-Coa Fat

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BRING** TANG** PIE!!!

http://pieofthemonth.org/archives/arch_5_tang.html

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Is this some new form of trolling? I mean, the OP has been here since the late Pliocene era, before me even, and he should know the culture here.

Is he serious?

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Yes! He is seething with the rage of 10,000 suns! :smiley:

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Well, he’d better tell those 10,000 sons of his to keep the racket down, or Og smash!

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And Og smash is bad news, I’ll tell you whut.

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Og bring pie

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vanilla’s breath smells like pie! :slight_smile:

Mmmmm… vanilla! [drool]