[Madge the Manicurist]
Non sequiters: you’re soaking in it!
[/Madge the Manicurist]
Okay… I could have passed by this idiotic post, but I’m a fucking MOCKINGBIRD, I’m just being true to my nature. Now, could you be mentally capable of getting a sense of humor? Geez.
I have a horse.
And four wives.
Oh, please, please, good people, I still do not know whence comethe the “PIE” thing. Somone please do tell.
And, as for the OP, I sort of agree, but I agree more with other posters who have pointed out that sometimes, neatly used, such things can be wonderfulluy funny. (Sometimes, of ccurse, just tedious, but…oh well…
…and if it is silly silly people merely trying to up the post-count, in ttat case they only make themselves look rather moroniic.
But, betraying my ignorance, I really would like to know about this “bring pie” thing.
I am all in favour of people bringiing pie, but I don’t think any of you would like me to bring my atempts at home-baking to you.
No, not al all.
What an informative thread! I had no idea that WWII was really caused by the band “Toad the Wet Sprocket” going back in time and stealing Hitler’s breakfast. Who’d’ve guessed?
Uh…the kind that make the baby Jesus cry.
Duuhhh!
Next, you’ll be confessing to us that you don’t know what non sequitur means.
The origin of pie.
wanker
3.14159265359 etc.
Did I tell you about the golden ratio?
Lots of pumpkin phi in this thread.
Coupla points:
1: If you were circumsized you would know what non-sequitur means.
2: IT’S VERY EASY TO TELL WHO IS AND WHO ISN’T A SPY.
3: Two items do not a list make.
A fellow named Old Fatty Lumpkin
Loved pie! Whether pecan or pumpkin,
Apple crisp or blueberry,
Rhubarb, mincemeat or cherry,
Whether fit for a king or a bumpkin.
Remember when the Softee-Freeze truck would come down the street playing its cheerful jingle and you’d get all excited and run into the house to ask your Mom for a quarter to get a twisty cone with jimmies on top but she’d say “No it’s too close to dinnertime and it’ll spoil your appetite.”?
Yes, I remember.
I remember particularly well when I am cleaning my rifles. And sharpening the skinning knife.
It was only a quarter! And we were having tuna casserole again! But nooooo! I couldn’t have a quarter! I could never have a lousy quarter!
You want to see “spoiled appetites”, do you? Just wait.
Regards,
Shodan
Toad in a Hole caused Hilter to invade an imaginary country called Poland.
Actually, Toad in a Hole was a sex game Dolphie used to play with senior staff while skiing the Austrian Alps. Mishaps were usually quite painful and sometimes punishable by reassignment to the Russian front.
I know nothing!
You historical revisionists are getting it all wrong. It was Goebbels who ran the Alpine amusement park, and the premier attraction wasn’t skiing, it was called Towed in the Hull. Participants were seated in rowboats and hauled up the mountains by half-tracks, then at the top of the slopes the towropes were released and the boats would free-slide down.
It is true that, if the terrain were particularly rugged, some rides would end with the passengers landing in the position informally known as Toed in the Piehole.
Toed in the Piehole is illegal in Georgia.
I like strawberry 1920’s style death rays.
I caught a ray once while surf casting.
Those suckers put up a fight, I’ll tell you whut.
I was cast once while ray surfing. Those fighters really suck, I tell you whut.
I once fought a surfer named Ray who was wearing a cast. That really sucked I’ll tell you whut!