So, having just navigated 36 hours of hell due to SOMETHING completely ravaging my digestive tract, I find myself curious about the whole shebang.
Is there really such a thing as “stomach flu”, by which I mean: a disease that is communicable via some means OTHER than touching food and transferring cooties that results in horrific vomiting, followed by a day or two of complete weakness, inability to do anything except sleep? (That includes watch TV…too much energy needed) Or is what we call “the stomache flu” jsut some e.coli or salmonella or some other “food poisoning”, aka food cooties?
Second question… does the medical community have a clear understanding of exactly what the body is DOING when it does this? Meaning…it feels like the cootie or flu or whatever it is causes the opening to the intestine from the stomach to slam shut, and triple locks it. Which leaves the stomach saying: Damn…gotta get this stuff outta here. I guess the only choice is up and out the way it came. And we aren’t going to stop until every last drop of it is sent back, and only then will we relax and permit anything, even water, to continue down the digestive tract and things to resume. Oh, and this will also cause the rest of the body to completely collapse for a day or two. Which has to be part of the disease itself, not merely blowback from teh unpleasantness and violence of the vomiting, or vomiting from drinking or other reasons would knock you on your ass as well, and it doesn’t, not like this does. I couldn’t sit up straight or walk for longer than a minute or two for almost 24 hours after the actual sickness was over.
So…what was it?
Oh, and what’s with the CLAMMINESS and DIZZYNESS that preceded the ralphing? It felt like someone was spinning me in a teacup and pouring cold water all over my exposed skin.
I’ve been having loads of fun, eh?