Horrible Illness--alert!!!

<font size=4> To: All True SDers
From:Me
Re:Avoiding this *#@^% sickness.</font>
I was taken out of my home at 4 AM 12/23/99 in an ambulance, after experiencing projectile vomiting and violent, uncontrolable diarrhea.
I spent the next 4 hours hooked up to an IV bag in emergency; & most of the next 36 hours in what can best be described as a semi-consciuos condition. I am still recovering. My father is beginning to show similar symptoms. He refuses to go to the ER; but insists that he will wait until the doctor opens tomorrow morning.

Be Advised: This IS NOT FLU! I am fully innoculated. This is something else, and could be <font color=red>DANGEROUS</font> if left untreated.

<font size=5>If you display any signs of severe diarrhea or vomiting, get medical help IMMEDIATELY.</font>

Don’t worry about getting this mixed up with something else-you’ll know it if it hits you.
And don’t try to tough it out alone! Get somebody to help you–friend, neighbor, Er, cop–ANYBODY!! This is no joke!!
I don’t wanna lose any of you people.


“Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”----Jung

Who are you?
– Sylence


I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one.

Stpo with the jokes, Sy; this is serious.

I’m just using my new on-line name for this board.

This is serious! If you think you’re coming down with this–GET HELP NOW!!


“Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”----Jung

Ummm, sounds really bad but uh, unless you can tell us a bit more I don’t really know WHAT to make of this. Sounds like a really nasty dose of food poisoning… and I don’t want to cast aspersions here but ummm, if you are so sick why are you posting here? You just signed on and then you come out with this big scare thing. I mean, I hope you get better and all, but I find this just to the left side of weird. Still, I guess we should all be careful. Thanks!


Best!
Byz

Byzantine is clueless. Byzantine needs to pay attention. Byzantine will in the future READ THE FUCKING BOARD!!! Sorry! Byzantine now prostrates herself before the other board members for lightly pressing her boot on a “newbie”. Byzantine is going to stop referring to herself in the third person and go have a fucking beer…


Best!
Byz

Hey Byz, unlax! Beers (multiple) will almost always cure what ails you, and I oughta know! As for your diagnosis, food poisoning sounds like the ticket (and Bosda’s not wrong in telling folks to seek immediate medical attention, in such cases).


StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
I Spy Ty.

Can’t be food poisoning. My father & I got it 3 days apart. If a meal was bad, we’d have got it at the same time.


“Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”----Jung

Well, what is it?

Don’t know. Just some @&&%@#^$$ intestinal virus. Actual projectile vomiting. No bull–no exaggeration.Holiday Hell at it’s finest.


“Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”----Jung

Doh. Count me in the “didn’t read board” category. My apologies.

hits head on desk
– Sylence


I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one.

Ya know… it’s not our fault. Well, yeah, it is. Just seemed so weird, newbie post and all. Fuck me running… hi DAN!


Best!
Byz

Ya know… it’s not our fault. Well, yeah, it is. Just seemed so weird, newbie post and all. Fuck me running… hi DAN!


Best!
Byz

And then just fuck me for a double post… can someone just be the designated typer for me?

(puts beer down, shakes head, pushes pink elephant out of the way, keeps posting)


Best!
Byz

Thanks for the tip, Marcus Welby.

Also, if you have a hole in your skull from which copious amounts of blood are gushing, you might want to get that checked out too.

I sincerely hope you and your father are back to full health soon, but let’s not create an epidemiological panic, m’kay?


If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I’d be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose.

[[Can’t be food poisoning. My father & I got it 3 days apart. If a meal was bad, we’d have got it at the same time.]]

Not necessarily true.

Why couldn’t it have been the flu? It is impossible to get shots for all the types that are out there.

Whatever it turns out to be, I hope you finish recovery soon. Feel better.

It’s not looking good…three of my family members were ill yesterday, though they came to dinner anyway. One was sick enough that he didn’t even want to try to make the trip. They all looked like shit (no pun intended.) From what I hear, people are sick all over…one friend of mine has four kids, two of whom are ill, the other two seem to be coming down with something, both of another friend’s kids are ill, and my husband’s feeling like utter hell. I’m not feeling so fabulous myself, but I don’t think I’m toilet-bound anytime soon.

Dunno if it’s the same thing as what Dan has, or if it’s the same thing amongst all the people at all, but it sure does seem strange how 90% of the people I know are suddenly ill, despite the fact that none of them have had contact with each other.


“Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.”
Guanolad

      • Why would someone we already know “I’m using my new screenname” post using a different name, especially for something so serious? Methinks this job for Tribal Medicine Man Chief Shitting Bull. - MC
  • “My stomach feels just fine, but the keyboard is kinda clammy”

Y2K bug is striking early.

Bosca, lots of fluids and don’t stray far from the toilet.

And for gosh sakes don’t splatter the keyboard.