Finally, a solution! No, we’re not going to poison them or fry their tongues with hot sauce, although I like both ideas.
No, Anthony Sullivan has finally come to office workers’ rescue! Announcing the Amazing Fridge Locker!
I love how the Grizzly bear can’t get into it. They can tear your car apart to get the hot dogs in your cooler, but a little plastic cage stymies them!
Plus, you can ration grapes and such to your kids so the little bastards won’t eat a whole handful, Og forbid.
If only Billy Mays had lived to see this day…