Two things, in case any one cares:
Number One - The standings:
Number Two - The bad news for all you suckers … I just spent two and half hours building a spreadsheet which takes into account a very sophisticated formula (which incidentally your average 7 year old could figure out, but hey – it’s a system – and it took me two and a half hours so stop teasing me) that now guarantees that I go undefeated for the rest of the season. Mwuahahhahahahhahaa!!
Or not – whatever.
My strategy of letting my cat make my picks is not going as well as I had hoped it would…
So - I am switching cats.
Ok, last week I was number 14. Now, after shrewd planning, I have worked my way up to 12. Next week is 10. So that seven weeks hence I shall rule the world! Bwahahaha!
[sub]I just haven’t figured out how to hang on for the seven weeks or so after that. Perhaps I am making my move too early?[/sub]
I don’t like being at the top.
It’s scary.
Don’t worry, the sensation rarely lasts for more than a week.
Kudos to Monkey Butlers, winners of week 3 with 86 points!
Hamlets Coin Flips turned up right with second place.
(I’m doing this from memory at 7 in the morning without my Mt Dew, I hope this is right, apologies if not)
So you think.
I intend to stay on top for a while, thankyouverymuch.
I see you have slipped by one point to second. Admittedly much closer to the top than I shall ever be. But in the end truly penultimate.
Um, Montfort, are you the Crows? If so, then I retract the previous statement until next week. It was the Big Cheese’s who slid down one spot. Since montfort and roquefort sound alike, I kinda just assumed that you were also cheesy. Sorry for the mixup!
I, my big brain, and my incredibly convoluted, complicated spread sheet are on the move. If I had only trusted my incredible genius implicitly last week, I’d have moved up even more.
I’m up to number 7 from 10. Tomorrow – THE WORLD!!!
Bwahahhahaahhahahhaaahhahaa!!
Seroiusly, I’ve put more effort into this retarded spread sheet than any other one personal project since me and my buddy built a tree fort in the eight grade, so it better work.
I, my big brain, and my incredibly convoluted, complicated spread sheet are on the move. If I had only trusted my incredible genius implicitly last week, I’d have moved up even more. I’m up to number 7 from 10. Tomorrow – THE WORLD!!! Bwahahhahaahhahahhaaahhahaa!!
Seroiusly, I’ve put more effort into this retarded spread sheet than any other one personal project since me and my buddy built a tree fort in the eight grade, so it better work.
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I for one salute you Jack. Any chance I can get a look at the spreadsheet? There’s a lot of money to be made in Vegas with a foolproof technique. There’s also a lot of money to be made by selling said technique to people who think it works. You definately need a business manager to help you work this out. Give me a ring.
Of course pay no attention that I’m 4 spots AHEAD of you.
That’s right baby! This week, I OWN SD fantasy football, amassing the best scores in BOTH Pick 'em and the League play.
Yes, I am.
Excuse me, Milossarian’s Fighting Ferrets had the high score in the SD league this week, 118+ points. You must be in that other AAA league.
Is this how you treat a practically newbie?
I like second place much better, no one to harrass you. I’ll just ride in his or whoever is in first place next week’s slipstream and pounce at the end.
Don’t worry, der große Käse, I treat everyone who is ahead of me the same, although the close to the top the more trash you get. Hie thee down below me and we’ll have no problems, saavy?
[sub]Okay, I have to admit I admire the slipstream tactic, it’s crazy enough that it just may work.[/sub]
They mock what they do not understand.
Hell, they mock what I barely understand.
Yes, I quite accurately call it “The one with the cool people” 
Don’t worry, der große Käse, I treat everyone who is ahead of me the same, although the close to the top the more trash you get. Hie thee down below me and we’ll have no problems, saavy?
[sub]Okay, I have to admit I admire the slipstream tactic, it’s crazy enough that it just may work.[/sub] **
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You know ShibbOleth, the easy thing to do would be to just make better picks, no?
Ouch! So cold, so true!
[sub]thanks, I needed that![/sub]