This is getting more and more x-rated! Not that I’m complaining or anything, just a comment. 
There once was a girl from Nantucket…
And, VB, that was great. Now what do you do for an encore? hmmmmmm???
Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game.
There once was a girl from China
Whose mouth looked like a vagina…
PurpleBear wrote:
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This is getting more and more x-rated! Not that I’m complaining or anything, just a comment.**
If it’s not dirty, it’s not a limerick!
If it jams, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Grrrrrrrrr…
There was a young lady from China
Whose palate looked like a vagina;
Whilst brushing her teeth…
Okay, “palate” isn’t really a synonym for “mouth,” but I couldn’t think of one with two syllables. Feel free to edit the above.
PS: StoryTyler…that was superb!
Uke
There was a young lady from China,
Whose palate looked like a vagina,
Whilst brushing her teeth,
A Boston dentist named Keith,
Remarked: “No patient is finah!”
(Rules were made to be broken, even Limerick rules.)
My turn…
A daring young man from New York…
a daring young man from New York
sat down to a dinner of pork
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
a daring young man from New York
sat down to a dinner of pork
when he looked up and saw
what quite lowered his jaw…
Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game.
A daring young man from New York
sat down to a dinner of pork
when he looked up and saw
what quite lowered his jaw…
He was eating his meal with a SPORK!
(Heeeeeeeheeeeee!!!)
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
hehehehehehehehehehehe!
Okay, I’m going to try again. Maybe this time it will get noticed…
There was a young girl from Nantucket…
Changing my sig just 'cause…
To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.—Anon.
There was a young girl from Nantucket,
Whos’ Beau carried balls in a bucket…
VB
Cowabunga Buffalo Bob!
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
There was a young man of Kent,
Whos’ wang was so long that it bent.
So to save himself trouble,
He put it in double,
And instead of coming he went!
Good enough, Sweets?
VB
“Rudyard Kipling?”
“Don’t know; I’ve never Kippled!”
There was a young girl from Nantucket,
Who said to her beau, "You can pluck it,
“From betwixt my sweet thighs,” which elicited sighs,
From the beau who was dying to f*** it!
OMG! I’m good at this!!!
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
There once was a woman (Teutonic),
Whose husband was rather moronic,
There once was a woman (Teutonic),
Whose husband was rather moronic,
Try as she may…
I don’t suffer from insanity…
I enjoy every minute of it!
There once was a woman (Teutonic),
Whose husband was rather moronic,
Try as she may
to get through the day…
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
There once was a woman (Teutonic),
Whose husband was rather moronic,
Try as she may
to get through the day,
She couldn’t without a colonic.
:::splort!:::
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
My vote goes to Story for best Lymericist!
Hey woman? do you do ICQ?
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Nice post/aside combo, Ty! (Sheeeesh!)
Why thanks! (Who knew?!)
No, I don’t ICQ - I just can’t keep up with that real-time stuff. Oh, I type fast, my brains just don’t work quick enough. :rolleyes:
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
Quote:
Good enough, Sweets? by VB
Yes, dear. Good enough! Good enough! Even if you are still thinking from, ahem, you know where…
There once was a young maid from France,
who, when asked,merely said in a trance,
Changing my sig just 'cause…
To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.—Anon.