There once was a young maid from France,
Who when asked merely said in a trance:
In all my lives past
I was rather fast,
There once was a young maid from France,
Who when asked merely said in a trance:
In all my lives past
I was rather fast,
And I STILL am, so jump in my pants!
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
All right, how about:
There was a young man from Des Moines,
Very well-endowed in the groin,
…
There was a young man from Des Moines,
Very well-endowed in the groin,
But it was later revealed,
That what he concealed,
Was a salami which he purloined.
A Message Board that I peruse
Had Cecil! A genius, and muse…
A Message Board that I peruse
Had Cecil! A genius, and muse.
Encounters low wit,
Calls’em a twit,
And offers an answer obtuse!
VB
“Rudyard Kipling?”
“Don’t know; I’ve never Kippled!”
One funny old poster named Phaedrus
Fancied himself quite a brain trust.
Whenever he posted,
He constantly boasted –
His fibbing was something outrageous.
But now and again he’d lose track
Of all he’d been saying way back
'Till one day he claimed
To be blind deaf and lame
And a gold medal athelete in track.
One funny old poster named Phaedrus
Fancied himself quite a brain trust.
Whenever he posted,
He constantly boasted –
His fibbing was something outrageous.
But now and again he’d lose track
Of all he’d been saying way back
'Till one day he claimed
To be blind deaf and lame
And a gold medal athelete in track.
Ah, ah, ah! Let us stick to the game, ladies and germs!
Dare I start anew? Yes! I dare!
A lawyer from Pittsburgh P.A, …
My fate keeps getting in the way of my destiny.
Vestal Blue posted, brilliantly:
As a certified SDMB nitpicker, may I observe that “obtuse” in a mental situation means “dull, not acute” and offer the alternate ending line…
A lawyer from Pittsburgh, PA
Was surprised by his wifey one day.
Now to pay for her grief
She has filed his briefs
(As well as her boot) up his A.
The Dave-Guy
“Since my daughter’s only half-Jewish, can she go in up to her knees?” J.H. Marx
There once was this wonderful moose,
who one day came across a caboose,
To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.—Anon.
There once was this wonderful moose,
who one day came across a caboose,
he was so near-sighted…
I don’t suffer from insanity…
I enjoy every minute of it!
who forgot his name he should say…
“What’s right is only half of what’s wrong
and I want a short-haired girl
Who sometimes wears it twice as long”
George Harrison - Old Brown Shoe
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=“1” face=“Verdana, Arial”>code:</font><HR><pre>There once was this wonderful moose,
who one day came across a caboose,
he was so near-sighted
that he refused to be slighted
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"What's right is only half of what's wrong
and I want a short-haired girl
Who sometimes wears it twice as long"
George Harrison - *Old Brown Shoe*This limerick is great, hilarious, and perfectly so, altogether, in every element. I’m retunring to this thread after having read it a few days ago; just have to note my appreciation. The whole play with language reminds me that limericks contributed to my earliest compelling and major appreciation of poetry processes.
HAW HAW HA HA HAWWWW oh, 'scuse me, I’m still responding to the above quoted limerick. Ha Ha Ha Ha Haa