We are men of action, cheesy Halloween costumes do not become us.
There’s a shortage of perfect Halloween costumes in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
**1.**Now, tell me about your Halloween experience.
Remember, this is for science, so, be honest.
<whimpering>
Interesting…
**2.**Now, if you only had a holocaust cloak…
Fezzik: You mean like this one?
Where did you get that?
Fezzik: At Miracle Max’s. He said it fit so nice, I could keep it.
**3.**Yes, you’re very smart. Now shaddup.
Sonny, black masks are the greatest thing in the world; except for a nice MLT - Mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich - when the Mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato’s ripe. They’re so perky. I love that. But that’s not what he said! He distinctly said, ‘to blaithe.’ And as we all know, to blaithe means to bluff. So, you were probably playing cards and he cheated…
Liar! Liar! He said true love and you know it!
Get back, witch!
Mawwiage…That dweam…wivin a dweeeam…
Man and wife…
She kissed me!
Could turn into one with only slight provocation…a handsome dude in a “Man in Black” outfit? OOOOOHhhhhhhh…
Uh… I hate to bring anyone down, but… do you realize the age of the kids who are dressing up for Halloween?
They’ve never seen The Princess Bride!!
They’ll look at poor Superdude, and think: ‘Uh…Zorro?’ or ‘What happened to Superman’? or ‘Man! Johnny Cash has hit the bottom of the barrel!’
Sorry, but none of them will catch the “Princess Bride” connection…
My kids are dressing up for Halloween, and they’ve seen the Princess Bride numerous times.
Plus, around here anyway, Halloween is a big night for adult parties. 
I know this may come as a shock… but I already have a Man In Black/dread pirate costume.
There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. t’would be a pity to destroy yours.
Your strength, his steel, my brains, against sixty men, and you think a little head nod is supposed to make me happy? Hmmmmmm?
I love that movie. Thanks for letting me play.
My nipples are hard with all these men in black running around!
dpr my love, it doesn’t shock me at all.
See above.
[sub]::whimper:: dpr, too? Well, of COURSE he’d have one, too…[/sub]
Wait, lesse…
Searching For Truth
BunnyGirl
GingerOfTheNorth
TroubleAgain
Nocturne
Ruffian
lolagranola
…then Kricket says “My nipples are hard with all these men in black running around!”
I’m sorry, I have to disagree, todaystomsawyer.
No shortage of perfect breasts here…
Now, then.
“I put down my sword and you put down your rock and we try to kill each other like civilized people?”
Too true. But, as we say on the comedy circuit when a joke bombs, “sometimes it’s just for me.” I was thinking more for Halloween parties and stuff. You know, amongst us older people (I’m 28).