Eve , if I had the money I would buy http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=52577&item=4905807643&rd=1 this for you
That’s exceptionally thoughtful of you, Miss Creant.
But, since you don’t have the dough to be buying Eve an expensive piece such as that, how about you just buy this for me instead? 
Ooooh, c1850? I could glare at people like Adah Isaacs Menken!
Oh please, who doesn’t glare at people like Ada Isaacs Menken?
Eve, I believe you’re wanted in the “people think you know everything” thread.
As long as you wear a costume like this, you can glare at me all day long.