Big thanks to theretsof, who gave me the idea for this by saying:
Phiyruu Percival Patterson had a Pet Pig named Porky
This Pet Pig named Porky loved Phi
He loved pizza Phi, pumpkin Phi, pineapple Phi, pizza Phi,
mince tarts
and Phiyruu Percival Patterson’s pet pig Porky loved
Phi for breakefast, Phi for lunch, Phi in the afternoon and Phi before he went to bed.
Phiyruu Percival Patterson’s pet pig Porky ate so much Phi that do you know what he did?
He popped.
<groovy guitar bridge>
The local nutcase in GD
is trying hard to sell his stuff
But the GDers won’t believe
He keeps getting lots of guff!
Another Hiyruu-Phi Filled Posting
Lots of Fractals everywhere
Golden spirals! Theories all insane
And no-one seems to care.
Hiyruu today, he’s glad and gay
because his ratios are gold
The Donut Vortex Pairs like trumpets
In the ether-jello molds!
Another Hiyruu-Phi Filled Posting
Lots of Fractals everywhere
Golden spirals! Theories all insane
And no-one seems to care.
Recursive Monopoles!
They compromise our souls
Unified field theories!
He needs but Cosmic Ice
To make his theories nice
He’ll take home all the Kook Trophies!
Another Hiyruu-Phi Filled Posting
Lots of Fractals everywhere
Golden spirals! Theories all insane
And no-one seems to care.
I think I like Hiyruu in a manner not entirely dissimilar from how I liked Wildest Bill in that I cannot actually say anything positive, but I would—mysteriously—feel bad about saying something negative.
Perhaps pitizens can put a word to that feeling…
I really enjoyed his ultra-Lamarckism, and this phi stuff is just plain fun. Too bad it is in GD where it can’t be appreciated due to messy facts and such messing it up.
Not just the “Peter Percival Patterson” parody, but the fact that you were able to swing right into a “Pleasant Valley Sunday” parody. Just as on the original album.
I wonder–if you recorded it, could Hiyruu play it on a hi-phi?
I think our buddy Hiryuu has moved on to other pursuits. I recently saw him boning up on how to crack DVDs over at a certain techno-geek forum.
Perhaps he’s trying to figure out how that copyrighted prime number fits into the grand scheme of things. One day he’ll be back, telling us that the MPAA now owns the rights to the Universe.
I Hyiruu’d the first verse of one of my favourite songs.
See if you can guess what it is and Hiyruu the Chorus!!
Out on the Uni, versal field theory
We’d spin and find the Ratio,
You had a Vortex like my hero Dan:
Too phi, to shy
How could you leave me,
When I needed to subshell you?
I hate Jell-o. I love Jell-o, too.
Bad dreams in the night.
They tell me my theories are shite,
Leave behind my Spiralling, Spiraling
Spiralling Phi.
Taking the first few points of his unified field theory
English to french to german to English to Korean and around a few times gives…
In the undulate the universal jello it relieves the particle/waves roughly area all inside, it is usual.
The jello or " universally the reel lu " the shape which automatic system is only or there is toric enforcement they or it accomplishes the core ring of the smoke inside.
The Trompeteen the platonic and as this atom commission (material) of this in order to call, motion the toric even or was thorough inside the mask of the main body which is sufficient it is created.
That additional personal bare electric wire elder brother system, ** time out ** (in material motion which is equal enforcement which
manufactures toric 2,6,10,14 electron, P, D and F subshells:all 1,3cube,5dodec,7icos) in the surface Kartenmoebius military discipline
7 it explained in the side of the symmetry tetrahedron will organize to respect, the Hebrew alphabet, equality toric personal pulling which is thorough. Inside the suitability which stands symmetry of revolution easy ingredient, it is complete inside your title and in order in order to put the hologram cause which it inserts in order to authorize convenience, the hologram (material) more it is outside it
is narrow. In order to put in the undulate one jello or the reel lu this it relieves in order to call this energy, " to be like this even the undulate " easy gyroskopische resistance amendment location " hardware" to head and to call is inside one to respect, to suck the line 4.
which ** Time out **. The register only is just mass inside physics inertia. Inside putting, it relieves, creates the hardware which
sells (the opposition " ". It does not import)
Ingredient of revolution in axis only pwuth tu because is possibility,this it meets the civil official of opposition by as both mechanics call. This from the green onion which is on the register the inertia of revolution or the jello of the envelope or the reel lu separates inside unit. Consequently " the creator " (fractal attraction), it is
a autoreference of the principal (Selbstinduktionsspule / ceremony) which arranges the green onion inside the good intention whole. I go out and and and, is.
Does anyone think this makes as much sense as Hiyruu?
