For Major MD

A Christian witness-y thread in GD mutated into a health question (from Manhattan, which I gave my best answer and then posted questions I hoped you could answer). Knowing you don’t spend a lot of time in GD, here’s the link: http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000896.html

And while you’re at it, Doc, I got this terrible pain…right about here. Kind of a tingly thing, with occasional shooting spasms.

What’s your professional opinion?


Uke

Take the spoon out of your coffee, Ike.

That ain’t pain… it’s an old man orgasm.

Ike - Undress, send a .jpg, and I’ll consider it…


Sue from El Paso

Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.

Boy, if I had a nickel for every time someone’s said THAT to me…

You still couldn’t buy a decent cup of coffee

badadoom!

Rimshot.


Jodi

Fiat Justitia

Polycarp said (bolding added)

Boy David B. wishes this were true.


“You can be smart or pleasant. For years I was smart.
I recommend pleasant.”
Elwood P. Dowd