For Men Mostly: Sex, or Your Leg?

Since I’m lucky enough to have a wife that accommodates me in all of the “other” ways, I’ll keep my leg and give up the cooch.

And we addressed the pregnancy thing when I got that vasectomy.

You’re dad was a smart guy. I wish all parents had such a healthy attitude toward sex, even if it was a joke.

I chose “something else the OP didn’t think of.”

I voted to continue having sex and keep my leg.

This is beyond silly to me. I generally prefer handjobs and oral to PIV anyway.

Well, there is that.

Ya know, ya gotta use wudder to warsh your laig.

I answered PIV assuming the OP meant that I could still attract women on the same level I do now.

Because man, I really do love that vagina.

A woman once asked me: “What does sex feel like for a guy?” I told her it’s like having a little piece of heaven wrapped around your penis.

I’ll be in my bunk.

Heh amusing there are still positive votes even with the op question so absurdly loaded.

I still think a much more interesting question is “no sex ever of any kind (total celibacy for life) vs. your leg”. :wink:

I am keeping the leg. If I loose that leg, whats poor fido gonna do for fun ?

The other leg?

My dog is NOT a perverted bilegual thank you very much. He prefers one leg and one leg only :slight_smile:

I’d still vote to keep the leg. My legs are of much more value to me than any kind of sexual experience.

Ask me now, that would probably be my answer too.

However, when I was 18 … :wink:

I voted to keep my limbs. My choice would have been the same even if the price were never having sex of any kind ever again.

I’m okay with option B as I like my limbs. Also, you could have a child by artificial means.

Me too. Hypothetically.

Be awful tricky to push the stroller, though.

Try telling that to Jeff Murdock (youtube clip of the show Coupling). “I’ve got the key to the gates of paradise… but I’ve got too many legs!”

Since I don’t lose anything by keeping the leg, it’s kind of a no brainer here.

The OP’s missing the option for “I’d happily give up a limb to start having sex and continue to have it regularly”