For Men Mostly: Sex, or Your Leg?

This. I like having legs, and I’m already used to getting about 5% of the sex I’d like, so the remaining 5% ain’t that much of a loss in comparison.

Something else. I’ll keep my limbs because PIV sex isn’t really my biggest turn on anyway. It’s OK, but I find oral (69/whatever else too) to be more romantic/sexy.

While reading that for a moment I thought you were gonna use the word bacon, not heaven.

Tasty, but not very good birth control.

“It still don’t taste like filet mignon.”