For Next April First

I found this one in my archives one day too late. Meant to post it yesterday. I think ya’ll will like it anyway.

It’s funny because it is true. Every single word of it.

That is why I always forward chain emails to the only eleven people I know so my luck is on the up and up. Why yesterday, I found a 10 dollar bill laying on the ground. I went in to the 7-11 and purchased lottery tickets and won 2000 dollars. I wouldn’t dare lie to you because if you lie about the luck from chain emails you get hit by buses or baseballs or bridges. I should no because my best friend used to lie. Then one day he was drinking a Coke without washing the top and got sick and died just because of rat droppings.

The truth hurts.

::ahem::

That should be “I should know

::back to your regularly scheduled thread::