For Og's sake, don't show me, just TELL me!

From a brief tangent in a now-locked thread in ATMB, someone said one of the reasons we aren’t allowed to post images here is “Goatse, Tubgirl and Lemonparty”. Having seen other posters’ reactions to these images when they’ve been linked, I know I have no desire to actually SEE them, ever ever ever. I fell for a jack-in-the-box link someone once sent me in email and learned my lesson well, so I wouldn’t click on any link unless I had a VERY good idea of what I was going to find there.

But it’s driving me nuts. I’m assuming they’re either very unpleasantly sexual or very scatalogical or both. Can anyone, without actually linking to these images or making me do a Google search that would inadvertantly pull one up, just TELL me - vaguely - what they are??

sigh And while you’re at it, find a mod to fix my coding there too?

Goatse is a guy spreading his prolapsed rectum open, tubgirl is a girl in a tub spraying diarhhea into the air all over herself, and lemonparty is three old guys blowing each other.

Oops, spelling mistake - it’s diarrhea

Thanks. And ew. Gross, but much less horrifying to read than to see.

As my question has been quickly and sufficiently answered, any mod who was coming by to fix my coding can just go ahead and close this thread. Thanks!

Lemonparty? I mean it sounds funny and all but what about the TOGs is that referencing?

Hey, it helped me out as well, why close it? I, unfortunately, already knew what ‘Tubgirl’ was, but the others. . .now I know without having the image seared onto my retinas next to Tubgirl.

Yeah, thanks, LifeOnWry!

Wikipedia’s entry on “shock sites” is a good way to find out what the references are without actually needing to claw your eyes out afterward.

I think some people are mistaken about tubgirl…

That’s not diarrhea, it is an enema fetish picture. It’s some kind of enema preparation being expurgated explosively. Looks like a creamy Coffee enema.

Well, that explains the volume!

Oddly enough that makes me feel better about Tubgirl. It’s not nearly as gross if she’s covered in coffee.

Yah, sure, youbetcha.

Actually, I just discovered that it is in fact orange juice, not coffee.

Erm, Freshly squeezed orange juice. A Sunny E (nema), so to speak…

Glad I could clear that up for everyone.

I’ve always wondered why Tubgirl is wearing a carnival mask in that picture.

Gawd, that’s a fetish pic?

:: shudder ::

FWIW, I always thought Tubgirl was the eviscerated body of some poor girl, either lying in a pool of blood in a tub or being supported vertically by some inhuman soldiers. (I’ve blocked the details from my mind. Or maybe there are two pictures.) I found it on Rotten dot com years ago and have regretted it ever since.

About five years ago I saw goatse, completely by accident and totally unwarned (I innocently clicked on a Web site I visited often). I still wake up screaming.

I’ve heard just enough about tubgirl to not go looking for her; lemonparty is a new one on me, though.

Explosively is the main word here. Diarrhea or enema is secondary compared to the word explosively.
::: shudder:::

Someone managed to get the goatse image on a credit card:
http://stevensnedker.com/goatsecard/

I always assumed it was two words chosen at random to sound completely innocent even if you hover over a link and see the URL.