This is a 2-Act play, you know. You should write it. But you might want another job lined up first before it goes off-Broadway. 
“…Even the Secretary dissavows any knowledge of your actions. Good Luck, Kim…!”
I’d just send her an e-card; let the e-listers do what they want. Unless, that is, they got an e-vite to the e-dding. e-ther way, there will be bruised e-gos.
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