Jake takes a job as an orderly in a prison hospital.
On his first day, he meets an old friend, Mike, also working in the infirmary.
Mike says to Jake~~Do you see that guy over there in bed #8?
Jake~~Yeah.
Mike~~I think he’s trying to escape!
Jake~~How so?
Mike~~This week, he’s had his tonsils remove, his adnoids, removed, & his appendix taken out.
Jake~~And…?
Mike~~ I think he’s sneaking out piecemeal.
Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week! 
[Lurch]Uhhhhhhhhh…uh…uhh…uh…[/Lurch]
Happy New Years Everyone!
-Tcat
You’re wacky, Bosda! Let me know if you want a prison tour.
Qadgop the Mercotan Happy New Year! Keep writing. Keep healing. Keep educating. ahhh, go ahead keep telling folks what to do. Half the world needs to be told how to dress themselves! The rest of us could use a little advice now and then too.
Do I get to leave afterwards? :dubious:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe.
Yup. One piece at a time:D
Love ya, QtM - Happy New Year!
Happy new year, to my old and good pal Bosda!
And Qadgop too.