To attract more female customers, Wal-Mart revealed their new uniform for male greeters. 
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Although given the average Wal-Mart employee, would anyone ever shop there again?
We reeeeeeeeeaaally need a “laugh” emote.
I’d use about 20 of them.
:eek:
Ack!
Oh, great. Now I’ll never get to sleep tonight.
Curse you, hillbilly queen!
Hahaha! 
:fans self:
:wipes sweat from brow:
Ok that’s it! Now I am definitely going to shop at Wal mart from now on.
MOST.EVIL.GREETER.EVAR
That made my afternoon! So funny.
Hey !! Ain’t that Aunt Bertha???
snort
Why do I picture a bunch of little old ladies stuffing dollar bills in that thing?