Dude, you’re playin us. Everyone knows satan be a bad-ass rapper.
So is it only a crucifix when he’s wearing that loincloth? Your cross as a kid had Jesus hanging there with clothes, or am I misunderstanding?
Crunching guitars and screeching vocals are so blatant. Classic jazz is a better way to seduce people, so that they don’t realize Satan’s grip on them until they realize they like his paw there, caressing them oh so gently.
dorkusmalorkusmafia, forget Banjo and Accordian duets. I have heard a banjo/piano duet playing a blue grass/jazz fusion within the walls of my own church! To add to the horror, the banjo player also plays (gasp!) mandolin and the piano player also plays (brace yourselves!) tuba! Not only are the unrepentant, they perpetrate this horror every December at a Christmas concert! Actually, it sounds pretty good and, in addition to being good musicians, these are also a couple of nice guys.
We’ve got snipers loose in Washington, the economy’s falling apart, and a jazz musician is being accused of Satanism! Is it any wonder I don’t want to get out of bed some days?! 
CJ
what the hell does “a retarded Quaker with a brain tumor” mean, and who are you trying to insult?? I may be the only accordian playing Quaker in existence.
cjhoworth, Miles and Karina (in the link above) are pretty good. I would love to hear the musicians you described. Hells creations, I would even force myself to go into church to hear them.
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Take canister of Quaker Oats Oat Meal and fill with water.
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Let dry.
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Let it roll down a lot of steps.
This is the sound you seek.
All glory to the mighty Satan, who is always better live than on CD.
*I’ll let you in on something if you promise not to tell
I’m sure you’ll be amused, and think it mighty swell
It’s about this little melody as pretty as a bell
No, I did not invent it, but I learned it down in … hell …
There’s a backwards message hidden in this music
Designed to make your children lose control
There’s a backwards message hidden in this music
To get our talent, we all sold our souls
There are dark and dreadful secrets to fulfill the hidden plan
Of his satanic majesty, whose wish is our command
Yes, there’s a backwards message hidden in this music
But you thought it was only rock and roll
We are agents of the devil, we’ll sing until he’s done
He sent us out to bring in souls and we’ll take everyone
That’s right, we rock for the antichrist, 'til armageddon come
We’ll drag you to perdition, we’re having lots of fun …*
–Steven Brust, Backward Message
And on, and on, and on.
A crucifix=a cross with Jesus NAILED onto it. It depicts the crucifixion itself. Let me see…
It’s not just having Jesus on the cross-in this instance, he’s in front of it. No, it is a sculpture featuring the actual crucifixion of Christ.
http://www.indegayforum.org/images/crucifix.gif
http://www.stpatricksseminary.org/photos/grounds/chapel/crucifix.jpg
I mean, you could have a statue, let’s say, of Christ, just standing there-with a cross behind* him, and it wouldn’t matter if he’s wearing a clown suit.
Ok, got it. Thanks, Guin.