While doing a search I happened across this. It’s so over the top, at first I thought it must be a parody site; but after looking around it for a bit, I’m not so sure.
Anyway, there’s some really funny shit on there. Yeah, yeah - Ozzy, AC/DC, Zeppelin are all Satanists… been hearing it for decades. But REO Speedwagon? Elton John? Beyonce Knowles? Really?
It got me thinking… if we were to use the same logic, completely ignoring the actual meaning behind songs, selectively using information to suit our purpose, taking quotes out of context… then there must be tons of rock musicians out there that are die-hard Christians, right?
Like Eric Clapton - he wrote Tears In Heaven. So surely that’s where he’s going.
Dream Theater will certainly be saved, as a band that wrote such a glorious song as In The Name Of God must truly be God-fearing.
U2, In God’s Country; Jethro Tull, My God. Both bands are obviously comprised of religious fanatics.
Led Zeppelin did Stairway To Heaven - but wait a minute! It’s already been shown that they are Satanists. Or Black Sabbath, with Heaven And Hell… how do we reconcile these contradictions? There can be only one answer: they must be Satanic Christians!