Whenever I hear someone say ‘For the love of god’ I always mentally add ‘Montressor’. What phrases do you always mentally ‘finish’, and with what word(s)?
When I hear “But um” I finsih it in my head with “bum”
Get it “But um bum” <-Rimshot
What does “for the love of God Montressor” mean?
I normally add a tssssh. Ba-dum… tsshhhhhhhhh!! 
Montresor is in The Cask of Amontillado. He has a bit of a problem with Fortunato.
My dad is in our church choir, and the choir director will often begin a song with the command “watch me!”
My dad and a pal usually mentally complete the sentence that Dom Delouise made famous in Blazing Saddles- “Watch me, faggots!”
Snickering in choir practice is usually frowned upon…
Anytime I hear “dammit” I have to respond with “Janet.” I can tell a lot about a person by their reaction to that. Okay, not alot. In fact I can really only tell if they’ve seen the movie.
“Hugh Jackman”
What’s an ackman?
When someone says, “It’s hot in here,” I finish with, “it’s hot and it’s monotonous.”
Then I long wistfully for Bernadette Peters.
It’s hot.
‘Africa hot.’
Old crap from childhood:
“Well…” (“That’s a deep subject.”)
“Hey.” (“Hay is for horses.” A reminder that “hey” is not a proper greeting/interjection.)
This water sure is cold!
Yeah, and it’s deep, too.
(Richard Pryor)
I’d have to say Fortunato has a bigger problem with Montresor.
what is the name of the movie?
It’s quiet.
Yeah, too quiet!
When we see the add for that TV show Charmed we say I’m sure
This is, of course, spoken by two men standing at adjacent urinals. I think a better reply is, “Not very deep, though. I think there’s gravel in the bottom of this one.” 
And if I were with you, Joey, your “Janet” would be followed by my “I sniff glueeeee” or “I gotta poooooo”
Elephant shoe?