But it was a gouda try…
I’ll be having a “Cheeses of Nazereth” Fondue this evening.
envy me.
I got the bartender to give me a cheese sandwich once in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy text game once. But when I ate it, it (the cheese sandwich) made me sick and I died. 
Edam all you little Muensters for making me laugh so hard.
I hope it applies to all makers of milk products, then I can eat my yoghurt and be blessed.
We should pan fry some.
oooooo!
As far as I’m concerned, there is as much evidence for “Cheese Sandwiches” as there are for “The Invisible Pink Fondue Fork”, i.e. none.
I’ve had just about enough of you, Hamlet. You go on talking about cheese sandwiches like you’re the Dairy King or something. I spent many years shivering in Wisconsin, and I learned a thing or two about cheese in the process. I certainly learned enough to be able to tell that you couldn’t make a decent cheese sandwich if Julia Child herself appeared to you in the kitchen bearing a copy of Cheese Sandwiches for Dummies. There’s more to making cheese sandwiches than slapping some Velveeta on a slice of Wonder Bread. Go have a Cup O’ Noodle or something and leave the cheese sandwiches to those who actually know what they’re doing.
How dare you denigrate my beliefs by comparing them to some puerile “invisible pink fondue fork,” you dobermanfucking cocksucker.
The cheese sandwich I believe in is an incredibly abstract cheese sandwich–the kind of cheese sandwich so abstract it’s beyond our complete comprehension. It’s not just the classic “two slices of cheddar on toast” cheese sandwich; rather, it’s the ultimate ontological basis for ALL dairy products served with leavened wheat bread. To compare my conceptualization of a cheese sandwich to an “invisible pink fondue fork” is tantamount to killing kittens with a ball-peen hammer.
I like mine with giardinera.
This thread makes the baby Roquefort cry.
I was wondering… is there salivation for the lactose intolerant?
Look. Respec mah authoritay, 'cos I’m only going to say this once:
I AM THE CHEESE
Now we know why the cheese stands alone.
Heretic! Blasphemer! Everyone knows the one True Cheese Sandwich can only be made with whole wheat bread* and cheddar cheese, toasted on a grill with 100% pure butter† and nothing else!!!
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- Some older sects insist on the use of White Bread. They are holdovers of old times and have not kept up with modern Sandwichmaking. Do not believe them!
† - Some newer sects insist on the use of Low Fat Butter Substitutes. They are heretics of the worst sort, substituting Modern Convenience for True Belief. Do not believe them!
Grooooaaaan!!!
Sniff. That was wonderful!
“I am a Roquefort, I am an island…”
I thought ‘Wisconsin’ was one of those fictional made-up names, like Hoboken or Hobbiton.
I wish I were a cheesemaker.
This has got to be one of the cheesiest threads, EVAR!
When I read that, I could swear I heard Sammy Davis Jr singing it before an episode of ‘Baretta’.
I was in Wisconsin once. For about 20 minutes.