For The Sick And Twisted

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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My favorites:

The monkey joins a multinational corporation and embezzles hundreds of thousands of dollars in Santa Fe, New Mexico.

The monkey starts a suicide doomsday cult in Thornton, Colorado.

The monkey rigs numerous Furbys with plastic explosive and donates them to a charity shop in Bellevue, Nebraska.The monkey drives his stolen taxi cab from Tennessee to Mississippi.

But, alas, I was caught:

The monkey is pulled over by the Mississippi State Highway Patrol 14 miles from the Tennessee border and arrested for reckless endangerment.
Game Over.

Your final score is 4491, painstakingly earned through 63 flagrant violations of U.S. law.

George is one baaad monkey…

The monkey is currently wanted for reckless endangerment in Michigan, second-degree murder in Illinois, product tampering in Utah, reckless endangerment in Mississippi, and racketeering in Tennessee.

Shadowfox

Flee at once, all is discovered!

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The monkey blows up a kindergarten in Trenton, New Jersey.

The monkey rigs numerous Furbys with plastic explosive and donates them to a charity shop in Dover, Delaware.

The monkey replaces anti-depressent prescription drugs with methamphetamines in a local pharmacy in Chattanooga, Tennessee.

The monkey drops bowling balls onto the freeway during rush hour traffic in Rock Springs, Wyoming.

The monkey kidnaps and ransoms a small child in Gillette, Wyoming. WOOHOO Kidnapping

The monkey spikes the local water supply with LSD in Hobart, Indiana.

The monkey taunts local police by phoning the station and confessing.
The monkey is now wanted for reckless endangerment in the state of Indiana
And you thought the monkey wasn’t lovable.

The monkey releases thousands of enraged fire ants in a kindergarten sandbox in Aurora, Illinois.

A federal sting operation catches the monkey red-handed, barely allowing him to escape.
The monkey is now wanted for tax evasion in the state of Illinois.

The monkey is now wanted for first-degree murder in the state of North Carolina.
The monkey robs a bank in Durham, North Carolina.

The monkey gets extra points for committing a crime in a high-risk state.

The monkey forces two people to simultaneously consume Pop-Rocks and soda at gunpoint in Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

The monkey has lingered too long in this state.
A heavily armed SWAT contingent bursts into your hideout.

Game Over.

Your final score is 3944, painstakingly earned through 40 flagrant violations of U.S. law

I was wanted for the following: The monkey is currently wanted for product tampering in Delaware, felonious assault in Virginia, reckless endangerment in Nebraska, kidnapping in Wyoming, sale of contraband in North Dakota, reckless endangerment in Indiana, tax evasion in Illinois, kidnapping in Tennessee, and first-degree murder in North Carolina.

Speaking of Curious George THIS is a pretty cool link to a Curious George story. The sad thing is he thought he was making up something original but in the real very first story of Curious George (I own it) George actually does what happens in the story but the end result is completely different. I won’t ruin the ending here. :slight_smile: The other storytime library books that are in the link are pretty funny too.

I loved this game.
HUGS!
Sqrl

I’m not argumentative, just right. -Me :wink:

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The monkey drastically increases the nicotine content of cigarette tobacco in Gallup, New Mexico - The monkey foolishly leaves a check stub at the scene, allowing the state to identify him through handwriting analysis.
The monkey is now wanted for product tampering in the state of New Mexico.

Your final score is 2614, painstakingly earned through 37 flagrant violations of U.S. law.

And I was finally arrested for… burning leaves?

Here’s mud in yer eye,
UncleBeer

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And how about this one?

The monkey replaces regular beer with Lite beer at a local bar in Memphis, Tennessee.

Oh, the horrors!

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I had to post this one on a subsequent playing:
The monkey forces an ISP to install Windows NT in Atlantic City, New Jersey.

That one is the BEST.

HUGS!
Sqrl

I’m not argumentative, just right. -Me :wink:

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Well, I can’t play—the goddam monkey made my computer crash, TWICE!

I hope he gets arrested again soon . . .

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I’m really no good at this, but I love it!

Some of my faves so far:

The monkey steals, kills and skins 101 puppies in Skokie, Illinois.

The monkey blows up a kindergarten in Chicago, Illinois.

The monkey wins second prize in a beauty
contest in Evanston, Wyoming.

The monkey feeds Alka-Seltzer to seagulls in
Colorado Springs, Colorado

The monkey steals an elderly man’s walker in
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

The monkey empties an AK-47 into an NRA
meeting in New Orleans, Louisiana.

The monkey sells tapeworms as diet pills in
New Orleans, Louisiana.

The monkey attempts to sell human organs in
Opelousas, Louisiana.

“I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket

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The monkey rigs various furbys with explosives and donates them to a charity shop in anywhere, USA

Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. - Isaac Jaffee

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7982 SqrlCub WOOHOO! 91 16 states second-degree murder Tue Feb 15 11:20:34 2000

I made the HIGH SCORE LIST!!! I was wanted in 16 states. I am so proud of myself. I am currently the last one on the list. Which can be found HERE.

HUGS!
Sqrl

I’m not argumentative, just right. -Me :wink:

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Well Sqrl, somebody has already knocked you off of the board.

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This game ROCKS.

I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

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SqrlCub said:

What really killed me about that one? If you get on the wanted list for that, you’re wanted for “crimes against God.”

Right now, my favorite is still:
“The monkey repeatedly murders a small child in South Park, Colorado. The monkey is now wanted for killing Kenny.”

JMCJ

This is not a sig.

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The monkey wins second prize in a beauty contest in Ferguson, Missouri.

I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

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The monkey pours several bottles of vodka into the punch at an AA meeting in Alliance, Nebraska.
The monkey helps an old lady halfway across the street in Lovelock, Nevada.

The monkey fails to truthfully report his yearly income in San Francisco, California.
The monkey feeds Alka-Seltzer to seagulls in Pierre, South Dakota.

A passerby captures the monkey’s crime on videotape and submits it to ‘When Animals Attack.’ (Weeknights on Fox at 8, 7 central.)
The monkey is now wanted for armed robbery in the state of South Dakota.
The monkey hits a telephone pole in Gloucester, Massachusetts.
The monkey’s stolen police car is completely totaled.

I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

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I am strangely drawn to this game on a repeated basis. Thank goodness I am not at work today.

The monkey repeatedly murders a small boy in South Park, Colorado.

YAY ME!!! I have avenged SqrlCub

8851 Mullinator 74 18 states product tampering Tue Feb 15 13:44:23

My day, perhaps even my life, are now complete

Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?

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In the spirit of “Cross-country crime spree” I’m starting a game wherin I just move five times, every time…

I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

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Hmm. Well, I didn’t get caught until I went back to New Jersey, but I didn’t have as many points…

I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

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Score: 3007 via 43 flagrant violations of US law. Wanted in 4 states.

My favorite atrocity is replacing the regular beer with Lite beer in Attleboro MA.
John

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SCORE: 15743

The monkey is currently wanted for tax evasion in New York, armed robbery in Connecticut, reckless endangerment in Rhode Island, racketeering in New Jersey, arson in Vermont, harassment in Indiana, violating fish and wildlife regulations in Ohio, software piracy in Wisconsin, gratuitous self-reference in Minnesota, fraud in North Dakota, grand larceny in Montana, tax evasion in Idaho, first-degree murder in Utah, smuggling illegal immigrants in Arizona, reckless endangerment in California, violating fish and wildlife regulations in Nevada, grand theft auto in Oregon, killing Kenny in Colorado, contributing to the delinquency of minors in Kansas, vandalism in Missouri, racketeering in Arkansas, kidnapping in Oklahoma, harassment in Louisiana, treason in Texas, reckless endangerment in Mississippi, obstruction of justice in Tennessee, petty larceny in Kentucky, a hit-and-run in West Virginia, contributing to local folklore in Maryland, vandalism in Virginia, outstanding traffic violations in Alabama, product tampering in Illinois, and first-degree murder in Michigan.

Plus, while in Michigan, I escaped into Canada. My final score:

The monkey escapes across the Michigan border into Canada. For committing 151 atrocities and getting away with all of them, you are awarded an additional 2265 points.
Game Over.
Your final score is 18008, painstakingly earned through 151 flagrant violations of U.S. law.

They don’t call me “El Smasho” for nothing.

Hey, if it ain’t broke, give ME a shot at it.

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This game is so funny.

These were my favorites:

The monkey fails to return a library book in Preston, Maryland.

The monkey confesses his crime to a local priest who, after much moral torment, decides to break the sanctity of confession and report him to the police anyway. The monkey is now wanted for reckless endangerment in the state of New York.

The monkey publishes a too-thinly disguised account of his crime as a bestselling pulp fiction novella. The monkey is now wanted for armed robbery in the state of Rhode Island.

I successfully escaped to Canada!

Princess of the Time and Space Continuum since 1969 (upgraded to Goddess 01/07/00)

Senior S.S.D.A., SDMB Self-Righteous Clique =^…^=