Here’s a couple more goodies that I’ve come across:
The monkey starts a chain letter in Hailey, Idaho.
The monkey steals a garbage truck and pushes it off an overpass in Dubuque, Iowa.
The monkey sets up a 900 number for divorce advice in Atchison, Kansas.
The monkey replaces the coffee with Folgers crystals at an upscale restaurant in Chandler, Arizona.
Someone should pick apart Guy Stuff for crimes to submit.
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