I love the cock, but I think penises are ugly as hell. I do like the look of a nice package, however. My straight female friends think I’m crazy. So I’m curious how other people feel about the appearance of the penis. I don’t care if you’re straight, queer, or squeer, male or female, I just ask that you do love the cock. Straight men and lesbians need not apply.
bufftabby, female, squeer
I think they’re more “cute” than beautiful, although there’s a certain grandeur to a really rampant wang–possibly due to the anticipation factor, I suppose. Dicks have a life of their own independent of the life support system they’re attached to and I’ve always thought of them more like a pet than anything else. You pet 'em, you feed 'em, you play with 'em, you watch 'em do silly stuff and laugh at them, it’s like that… 
I like the way cocks look. I don’t think that they are ugly at all. I like that every one is unique. I mean, I couldn’t just look at pictures of cocks and be happy. I need some context, but generally, I think they’re quite nice.
What’s squeer?
In general, they’re a bit awkward and tend to provoke a giggle from me. I never understood the whole Freudian argument that little boys thought little girls had had theirs cut off,a s did little girls– I always perceived them as extra dangly bits, like skin tags.
That being said, when one’s attached to the right person, and I know what they can do with it, it becomes gorgeous.
The first sentence doesn’t make a whole lot of sense when placed next to the second sentence. You start by saying you’re inclusive and then you eliminate two groups right off the bat. Which is it?
There is no which. Let me rewrite it for you so that it’s clunky and awkward: “I don’t care if you’re a queer male, squeer male, straight female, or squeer female…” I thought context made it pretty clear the first go 'round: anyone who loves the cock. Or do you know lesbians and straight men who love the cock?
pepperlandgirl, squeer=bisexual/pansexual.
I definitely like knowing it’s there, but unless you’re a porn star, it’s not the part I want you to stand around and let me admire.
I dunno. I’m not a cock worshipper, but I’m a cock appreciator. It’s a pretty important part. It doesn’t define you though. Your face and the goop between your ears is far more important but I’m really glad if you’ve got a cock, too.
I love’s me some cock and yes, I think they can be quite pretty, but pretty fucking ugly too. I love an erect cock, but I think that’s probably lust rather than aesthetic appreciation. But I have seen some hard ons that were much nicer than others.
Well they certainly like to concentrate on it in straight porn. And i know lesbians who dig guy-on-guy porn. All hail cock!
I find an erect penis beautiful in every way. I’ve never seen one that I thought was unattractive. A flaccid penis, however, is just “there”. I don’t find it attractive or not attractive. Just like a finger or toe.
Well, that’s not really what I was going for, but whatever. I’m no thread nazi. C’mon in, cock-lovers one and all! 
For that matter, I know lesbians who write the hottest guy-on-guy porn you could ever want to read.
Thanks!
I’m going to agree with this. Penises are beautiful!
As a standalone body part, I’m pretty meh about penises. I feel about them the same way I’d feel about a bare ass or a pair of nicely proportioned lips, in that they’re not hellaciously ugly or funny looking, but not a cause for jumping up and down in girlish glee either.
Place it in the right setting (in this case, an appealing and naked man) and they’re plenty beautiful… but it’s all about context.
From a purely aesthetic perspective, like their owners, and their owners’ other parts, they tend to run the gamut. Most are average. That’s why they call it that. A few are a little homely. Some are magnificent.
I’ve never seen one that was a dealbreaker. Once I’m there, I already like you for other reasons.
There are few I can happily visualize right now.
I miss the cock. <sniff> I adore the cock. I am so over men talking about how they love oral sex. So what? Just show me you know how to use that thing, and that it can get and stay very, very hard, and I am the happiest girl on earth.
Wah.
Celibate since August, 2006, with one exception one night in January 2007. I have what my shrink calls “skin hunger”.
Oh, and to answer: if I am not personally acquainted, they are all just a tad silly looking, sometimes gross. But so are cooches. If it’s a cock I know and love, then it is always pleasing to the eye, especially when it’s approaching me with intent.
Yes.
I’m the other way around. I’m a gay woman who does not love the cock, but I find most penises attractive in an aesthetic way.
I think you are in the minority on this definition. Just about everytime I’ve heard that used, and Urban Dictionary agrees, it means a straight-laced, boring, suburb dwelling queer. Un-fabulous queers.
Well, me for one. I’m as straight as they come, but I get very enthusiastic around swollen members. I like to watch, handle, and throttle. Which is cool, because many of my favorite women really get excited watching men touch each other.
Please don’t dismiss the exception. The human condition is very diverse.