Florida: 1) Unlicensed to drive. 2) It looked nicer before the hurricane. 3) College football superpower. 4) Home of 'gator wrestling.
Hawaii: Overrun by tourists, rats, and snakes.
Louisiana: 1) Show us yer tits! 2) Try the nutria. 3) Do the fi-do-do.
Massachusetts: America’s frat house.
Minnesota: 1) 10,000 hockey rinks. 2) The Slap Shot State.
Montana: Trendy name & real estate.
New Jersey: 1) Taste the dioxin. 2) Gas up for less! 3) Your mortgage = our property tax.
North Carolina: Hi-tech with a hillbilly accent.
New York: You’re not on the list.
North Dakota: The American Siberia.
South Dakota: Four famous faces – none ours.
Texas: 1) All the class petrodollars can buy. 2) Friday night lights. 3) Supersized egos.
Utah: 1) B&W never go out of style. 2) We inspired “South Park”!
Wyoming: Ranches of the rich & famous.
Wasn’t South Park inspired by Colorado?
Yeah, I was wrong about that. Set in Colorado and apparently inspired by Parker & Stone’s childhoods in Littleton, Co.
Okay, okay! How about this…
Nunavut - at least WE can spell Massachusetts
I grew up in Wisconsin. I though the motto was:
“Hey there now, kiddo. Sit down. Here’s some cheese curds, and have a beer, kid - wait, you over four, right? OK. Now shut up so we can play cribbage while the Packer’s game is on.”
At least they ID’ed.