One thing that I’ve been noticing over the last little while is that there are a lot of important people who are getting very old. Me and my brother have a little bet going on and I want to see what you guys think. Two questions:
- Who is going to die first?
(a) Pope JP II
(b) Fidel Castro
© Boris Yeltsin - What will they die from?
Personally I see JP croakin it first, then Boris, but my brother is totally convinced that Fidel is at death’s door. And I think that JP will die from falling asleep during a ceremony and falling off the balcony, Fidel from falling asleep while smoking a cigar and setting himself on fire, and Yeltsin from falling asleep while drunk and choking on his own vomit.