Ok, I can’t stand it any longer, I have to get this out in the open, it’s killing me! Calista Flockhart drives me crazy with flaming desire! I don’t like her tv show much, but I’ll watch it occasionally when there’s nothing on. Even so, all I have to do is just see an ad for her show or her photo on a magazine cover and I get all worked up when I see her face! I can’t help it. She reeks of steaming hot sexuality IMHO!!! Dohhhh! Even if if she is too skinny, her face drives me crazy!!!
I’m sorry but when I see her I just can’t help but think to myself “I bet she gives the best damn ____ in the world.” I will probably get toasted for this one, but I can’t keep this secret anymore!
I’m sure there are many other people here who have similar “fantasies” about certain people, celebrity or not. You see them and you just can’t contain yourself and go utterly animal and want to have hot wild jungle sex with them!
Before she started wearing clothes that showed how skinny she actually is, I had a thing for her as well.
A few years ago (and somewhat still) I had a THING for Alicia Silverstone. I also have a thing for Alyssa Milano, despite how she looks in that recent collect call commercial.
And then there’s the list of dopers with whom my alter-ego wouldn’t mind hooking up. <eg>
I think she’s hot too. I just love seeing her in those short skirt business outfits. And like you, I don’t really enjoy the show, but if there isn’t anything else on and I’m bored, I’ll tune in to check her out.
I won’t tell you her place of employment (since we’re in the same state and you may be stalker-psycho-perv) but there is a girl who works as a cashier in a small grocery-market who was an absolute dead ringer for Ally/Calista in the face (eyes, nose, little mouth). Maybe 5’7", size 2, skeeter-bite sized breasts, same hair color, mid-length and straight style. My wife and I both commented about going through “Ally’s” line for groceries. She usually wore tight jeans and tiny t-shirts, but then a few weeks ago she wasn’t there anymore.
Then, a couple days ago she was back. With big, huge hooters! Major league yaboos.
The bag boys were staring, customers were staring, she seemed to have trouble keeping her balance while scanning my groceries. I think she just graduated HS and must have rec’d implants as a gift. Probably C’s, although she was so small B’s would have looked better on her.
I’m doubtin’ it. If a bitch thinks she’s God’s gift to men, you are probably going get in bed, “Hey, I’m lying here looking good – that’s all that you need to get from me. Consider yourself lucky to be here with me at all.” Yeah, consider yourself lucky to be flying out of my window, you stuck-up stinky old bitch. ::Myndephuquer throws naked stuck-up old stinky bitch out window::
Myndephuquer … are you having a bad day, or have you actually chucked people out your window? That works both ways … I’ve met men that have the same attitude, but they are usually too heavy for the window treatment.
So as not to hijack the thread … yep … lots of fantasies. Nope … none that I want to share.